Shameless self promotion approved by no one... I'm giving a riding seminar Saturday!

I said to myself dont comment dont comment. Then it happened I should know better.. I did like the tee shirt seminar though.. pretty funny. We wont talk about sport bike riders wearing shorts and tank tops, Flip flops or adding extended swingarms and cool LED lights, chromeing frames , wheels and forktubes or takin one front disc off for looks. But go ahead have your fun...

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I said to myself dont comment dont comment. Then it happened I should know better.. I did like the tee shirt seminar though.. pretty funny. We wont talk about sport bike riders wearing shorts and tank tops, Flip flops or adding extended swingarms and cool LED lights, chromeing frames , wheels and forktubes or takin one front disc off for looks. But go ahead have your fun...

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That seminar is next month. In Fall River, ma.

And of course the biggest rear tire you can fit in that extended swing arm, lowering kit, spike shaped fasteners around windscreen, hide that license plate under the cowl with the most handmade looking piece of bent metal as a plate bracket and a bikini chick tank protector.

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That seminar is next month. In Fall River, ma.

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I like how wearing a leather jacket is a tip for laying it down. Lol

It's a little inaccurate, though. First off... harley guys don't wear full face helmets. Second, where was his bandana on his head when he took his helmet off? Everybody knows it's the bandana that does all the real protection.

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What a fucktard he’s wearing knee pucks and then tries to flat track it. Even worse he lays it down.
Everyone knows you put your knee down slide that bitch full throttle chop through the hole and ride it to full wheelie while flipping of the trucker. It’s just science.

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That seminar is next month. In Fall River, ma.

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Let us know how that goes?

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And of course the biggest rear tire you can fit in that extended swing arm, lowering kit, spike shaped fasteners around windscreen, hide that license plate under the cowl with the most handmade looking piece of bent metal as a plate bracket and a bikini chick tank protector.

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I could have gone on for awhile but thanks for add. you forgot the endless wheelies on 128 in traffic!!

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And of course the biggest rear tire you can fit in that extended swing arm, lowering kit, spike shaped fasteners around windscreen, hide that license plate under the cowl with the most handmade looking piece of bent metal as a plate bracket and a bikini chick tank protector.

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Gotz to protect that tank, son.

Dong patch not included.

lol this never happens.

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Let us know how many ride to the seminar in January?

I feel like we need to countersteer this derision away from Harleys and back towards Oreo. I think the question is, does he have snow tires?

I could ride my motard over in full leathers if you need an icebreaker... :hbang2:

What time is it Pete? Michelle and I may stop in after a quick trip to the produce dept. Doug, you in?

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What time is it Pete? Michelle and I may stop in after a quick trip to the produce dept. Doug, you in?

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11-12ish. It'll probably go longer, I can blabber & bullshit for a while.

For all the Harley haters.....

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and just because I thought it was cool

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU4pdhiqKWU

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Oh shit... right...I forgot the "how to chrome everything" portion of the seminar.

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Dealerships now have "chrome consultants". I'm not even kidding. Meeting them is part of the sales process, even on used bikes.

All good dong patches are made of kevlar.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU4pdhiqKWU

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Now do it without the wheelie bars.................. YouTube

He has gone faster since then but I can't find the video link.

Admittedly off topic a little but still cool. I started with the high horsepower possible from a Harley though

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What time is it Pete? Michelle and I may stop in after a quick trip to the produce dept. Doug, you in?

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11 is very early for me. I'll alert my handler.

At one shop they said Saturday’s they have someone come in to sew patches. Though I will admit the staff their was very nice. Barring a smirk when one of my buddies said he rides a bmw.

Looks like we’re out. I got the flu yesterday. Stupid flu.....

I thought about going, but then I remembered I was in st. croix. Sorry Pete.

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I thought about going, but then I remembered I was in st. croix. Sorry Pete.

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Hey Sam.......efu!

I was talking to an HD shop owner at a non bike related event. He told me not only can’t people afford many or their bikes anymore but they can even afford where the apparel prices are going. Though the t shirts seem to be big sellers. I bet their apparel sales while declining outsell all other brands apparel combined.

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11-12ish. It'll probably go longer, I can blabber & bullshit for a while.

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Did you have to stay until all copies of RITZ were sold?

My first time in a Harley dealership, was surprised by the standing room only attendance and receptiveness of the crowd. Pete gave a great presentation well tailored to the audience, with just the right amount of "aight".