who cares about your fuckin' chrome...

**chr|s sedition** · 04-13-05, 11:03 PM

So tonight I went to see Fantoms (http://www.progarchives.com/Progress...p?band_id=1499 ATTN NIKON) play at The Roxy with my friend who rides a cruiser. He took the subway, I rode my bike. When we were leaving this meathead security gaurd yells to me "Hey, duuuuude, what kinda bike you got?" (I was holding my helmet and had my jacket on). I reply "Uhm, an 03 R1". He then launches into a squid monologue...

"I had one of dem limited edition 03 R1, with everything yo!. I chromed out all da wheels, da swing ahm-n-shit, cahbon fibah everywhere, full DnD system, Scotts Dampah, and neon lights"

I just looked at him. He could tell i'm wasn't impressed. so he then adds, "And bro, aftah I found da balance point I couldn't keep dat shit on two wheels no more...I'm like sooooo lucky i didn't kill myself on it"

my cruiser friend is snickering at me. I know he is going to give me shit as soon as we're out the door.

I'm thinking to myself "too bad you didn't kill yourself", however I respond to him by just saying "yeah, riding is fun". He starts to say something else, but I walk out.

The second we're outside my friend, dripping with sarcasm, says, "I really like your sport bike kin, almost as much as they like themselves!".

I smack him and tell him thats not my kin. my kin are out on some backroad somewhere, not sitting with their Newbury-No-Where bike (i.e. where it is parked, and where it gets riden) contemplating new bling.

i fuckin' hate squids.

anyway...I didn't really have a point.

-sedition

**TheIglu** · 04-13-05, 11:25 PM

Here-here!

**OreoGaborio** · 04-13-05, 11:34 PM

LOOKITMEEEEE, I'M ON AN ARRRR WUNNNN!!!

**katana0215** · 04-14-05, 06:29 AM

www.squidbusters.com

**Nikon** · 04-14-05, 06:43 AM

Originally posted by chr|s sedition
"And bro, aftah I found da balance point I couldn't keep dat shit on two wheels no more...I'm like sooooo lucky i didn't kill myself on it"

why didn't you tell him to check out the site. then we could all have some fun with him

What a douche and I too fuckin hate chrome

Mike Patton has to be one of the craziest muthafuckas out there. I saw Mr Bungle play twice and they were the most insane shows out there. I was afraid to be by the stage because of the antics. I wnder where he goes in his little head of his to come up thte shit in the songs. Good music but a little scary. I think "air conditioned nightemare" has to be my favorite song by them - up and down like crazy. I remember seeing them open for another band at Lupos in Providence (I can't remember who they opened for) and the two guys standing next to me had no idea what was going on. They couldn't tell if they liked it or not.

now what does this band sound like? Do they sound lmore like Bungle or Faith? (attempt to download songs.....NOW)

**ChrisNoF4i** · 04-14-05, 08:04 AM

Originally posted by chr|s sedition
He starts to say something else, but I walk out.[/B]

I think you handled yourself quite nicely.

**chr|s sedition** · 04-14-05, 08:47 AM

Originally posted by Nikon
now what does this band sound like? Do they sound lmore like Bungle or Faith? (attempt to download songs.....NOW)

i can't classify it other than experimantal / Dadaist. random feedback, a gong, Mike P doing some beatbox type thing, then breaking into really melodic singing, then into epic scandinavian black metal, throw in some saturday morning cartoon samples, a car alarm, handclaps, and then a touch of Faith No More (but just a touch). It wasn't music i'd say you could "listen" too, but more like "ok, lets take this hit of acid and just see where it goes"

in any event, an amusing show.

-sedition

**Nikon** · 04-14-05, 08:56 AM

Originally posted by chr|s sedition
i can't classify it other than experimantal / Dadaist. random feedback, a gong, Mike P doing some beatbox type thing, then breaking into really melodic singing, then into epic scandinavian black metal, throw in some saturday morning cartoon samples, a car alarm, handclaps, and then a touch of Faith No More (but just a touch). It wasn't music i'd say you could "listen" too, but more like "ok, lets take this hit of acid and just see where it goes"

in any event, an amusing show.

-sedition

so its like bungle

**legalspeed** · 04-14-05, 09:03 AM

Still, a funny read.

And good use of the Ubonics!

**chr|s sedition** · 04-14-05, 09:36 AM

Originally posted by legalspeed
Still, a funny read.

And good use of the Ubonics!

he was some Southie meathead with a WICKED 'UGE bosotn accent trying to be all hip and gangsta.

**bigred875** · 04-14-05, 11:53 AM

chrome WHAT...bling blang!!

haha...checkout my 1st sportbike...back in 2000..I was super pimp

**bigred875** · 04-14-05, 11:55 AM

**highsider** · 04-14-05, 12:12 PM

Originally posted by chr|s sedition
...I'm like sooooo lucky i didn't kill myself on it"

I've never understood this. Is being a retard and nearly killing yourself something to brag about? If so, I have missed out on consideable bragging rights.

**bigred875** · 04-14-05, 12:18 PM

Originally posted by highsider
I've never understood this. Is being a retard and nearly killing yourself something to brag about? If so, I have missed out on consideable bragging rights.

right..lol o rthe....I couldnt get one of those...I'd kill myself...retards

**oreo_n2** · 04-14-05, 12:25 PM

Originally posted by bigred875

correct me if'n i b wrong, but is your ghetto fabolos pimptastic bizang ride missing some front brake parts?

**twrayinma** · 04-14-05, 12:37 PM

Originally posted by oreo_n2
correct me if'n i b wrong, but is your ghetto fabolos pimptastic bizang ride missing some front brake parts?

meh.
he just relied on the mad killer engine-braking, yo.

**bigred875** · 04-14-05, 12:54 PM

Originally posted by oreo_n2
correct me if'n i b wrong, but is your ghetto fabolos pimptastic bizang ride missing some front brake parts?

lol..you are correct..i bought it like that and didnt know any better..lol

I was in the process of putting it back on...I still have teh caliper..lol

**Nikon** · 04-14-05, 03:09 PM

Originally posted by bigred875
chrome WHAT...bling blang!!

haha...checkout my 1st sportbike...back in 2000..I was super pimp

and you still are

**bigred875** · 04-14-05, 03:14 PM

brents a homo

**oreo_n2** · 04-14-05, 03:18 PM

lol WTF mate?! Are you talking to yerself?!?!?!

**Honclfibr** · 04-14-05, 03:22 PM

Originally posted by oreo_n2
lol WTF mate?! Are you talking to yerself?!?!?!

Not only that, but based on that last smilie I can only assume he's elected to go fuck himself

**bigred875** · 04-14-05, 03:29 PM

Originally posted by Nikon
and you still are

awww muffin

...if I didnt know any better I'd swer you were coming on to me

I accept

**bigred875** · 04-14-05, 03:31 PM

Originally posted by Honclfibr
Not only that, but based on that last smilie I can only assume he's elected to go fuck himself

i have no idea what you guys are talking about

**Honclfibr** · 04-14-05, 03:31 PM

Stupid edit button, you ruined my funny.

**bigred875** · 04-14-05, 03:39 PM

Originally posted by Honclfibr
Stupid edit button, you ruined my funny.

who cares about your fuckin' chrome...

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