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    Thumbs down Squid alert

    So headed down 95 to Attleboro and I'm behind this kid on a busa with a long swing arm and chromed out. All of a sudden here comes a guy in shorts, tank and no helmet doing about 80. Gets beside me and sees the guy on the busa and decides to pop a wheelie to ride past him.

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    Re: Squid alert

    Quote Originally Posted by CitizenFrye View Post
    So headed down 95 to Attleboro and I'm behind this kid on a busa with a long swing arm and chromed out. All of a sudden here comes a guy in shorts, tank and no helmet doing about 80. Gets beside me and sees the guy on the busa and decides to pop a wheelie to ride past him.
    What makes him a squid?? The wheelie or the no gear part?

    If it's the wheelie then I guess I'm a squid.......


    Wheelies heat my balls/

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    Re: Squid alert

    I have no problem with stunts. But with no gear, in traffic seems like a pretty bad idea.

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    you forgot to mention i was wearing flip flops too

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    Yeah sorry I missed that part, Since I was being impressed by your skillz.

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    Re: Squid alert

    Quote Originally Posted by CitizenFrye View Post
    I have no problem with stunts. But with no gear, in traffic seems like a pretty bad idea.
    ...wow...couldn't have said it better myself....

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    Wheelies heat my balls/[/QUOTE]

    You call those wheelies? You ARE a squid if thats what you call those little baby blips.

    Fuckhead

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    Re: Squid alert

    Quote Originally Posted by Triumphdog View Post
    Wheelies heat my balls/
    You call those wheelies? You ARE a squid if thats what you call those little baby blips.

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    I got your baby blips hanging low......Before you try shitting on me why don't you take a class on how to use the "quote button" feature of this website... Cockhead!

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    I usually do my wheelies naked. That way if you have binoculars you can check out my package.

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    Hey there "RacerXnh10"...

    Where do you race?

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    Re: Squid alert

    I had a similar experience today. Was on the way home from a ride 2-up with my wife. Was on 146 South just about in RI and doing about 75ish.

    3 guys on sportbikes, tshirts, sneakers, helmets (their only gear) come on. I speed up to about 80, to pull close to then in the passing lane. I should have known by the 12 oclock bar on the back of one that these guys weren't going to just keep the wheels down.

    No sooner did I pull along side, but the dude w/ the 12 o'clock cracks the throttle (at 80mph, with a line of cars behind him) and rides a wheelie for close to half a mile.

    What a fucking tool.

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    Dude brah....wheelies are so awsome! Its the best thing that has ever happened to me! I do them in my favorite T shirts for even more of a rush! Fuck expensive gear! This is all worth risking my life! Did you see those people looking at me wheelie!!! Uhhh huh Uhh huh!


























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    Re: Squid alert

    Quote Originally Posted by RacerXnh10 View Post
    I usually do my wheelies naked. That way if you have binoculars you can check out my package.
    Must need really, REALLY powerful binoculars to see that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 97BladeRider View Post
    Must need really, REALLY powerful binoculars to see that.
    You sound a little too familiar with my situation...

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    Re: Squid alert

    Quote Originally Posted by 97BladeRider View Post

    No sooner did I pull along side, but the dude w/ the 12 o'clock cracks the throttle (at 80mph, with a line of cars behind him) and rides a wheelie for close to half a mile.

    What a fucking tool.
    hey hey watch it. i crack throttle once at 80 and a 12 oc but couldn't go that far. just ask Bill -ZX12. it's a good thing all the cars are behind him, isn't it?

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    wheelies are fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred875 View Post
    wheelies are fun
    So are skin graphs

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    Quote Originally Posted by capt1014 View Post
    So are skin graphs
    that ain't fun.

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    Re: Squid alert

    Thanks for the update. I'll be sure to be on high alert if I'm ever on 95 in Attleboro.

    Maybe we need to do one of those google maps with pushpins in them. You know, that way we can avoid any areas with known occurences of squidly behavior.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kham View Post
    that ain't fun.
    Come on...everyone knows that it's not the rash or the skin grafts that hurt. It's the all mighty potato brush that hurts!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honclfibr View Post
    Thanks for the update. I'll be sure to be on high alert if I'm ever on 95 in Attleboro.

    Maybe we need to do one of those google maps with pushpins in them. You know, that way we can avoid any areas with known occurences of squidly behavior.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wingerdor View Post
    Come on...everyone knows that it's not the rash or the skin grafts that hurt. It's the all mighty potato brush that hurts!!
    Shit yeah it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CitizenFrye View Post
    So headed down 95 to Attleboro and I'm behind this kid on a busa with a long swing arm and chromed out. All of a sudden here comes a guy in shorts, tank and no helmet doing about 80. Gets beside me and sees the guy on the busa and decides to pop a wheelie to ride past him.

    No helmet in Massachusetts??

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