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[Nikon]

So I was rollin today when a fuckin cop stopped me. I had a wife beater and shorts on. I had my helmet on cause of these stupid helmet laws in this state and gloves. Gloves have to match the bike so I always wear my gloves. Luckily I had sneaks on and not my usual sandals though. That prolly woulda looked bad.

So I was going through a school zone at 47, that's what he says but he's just a stupid pig so he's lying. I couldn't have been goin more than 45 so fuck him. Sure the lights were blinking for the 25 but there are no kids around. Looked like they were testing the lights, that's what I figured anyway, so I ignored them. I guess it doesn't help that this was in front of the police station too but I figured they all had to be at DD or something anyway, I mean they only work 5% of the time so they musta been at DD.

I figued he stopped me for being a big white guy with tattoos. I always get stopped for being a big white guy. I mena the cop was white too but he had to stop me cause I was white and that makes me guilty of something.

PIG: you know why I stopped you?
ME: Cause I'm white and your a racist pig
P [dumbfounded]
M That's right bitch.

Then I did a mean burnout and ripped a wheelie outta there. He never caught up. His buddy up the road did though. So I stopped and he gave me a C&N ticket. He said he wasn't gonna impound the bike though, musta been cause he felt bad for me for being white.

The tickets for 847$. Should I fight it?

[Cue Ball]

Correct me if I am wrong, but school is out for the summer? School zone, that is horse shit. As for the wheelie on take off, not to smart, but we all do it, I got aticket inmy Trans Am for smoking the tires at a red light with a statie one car behind....he replied " your either fucking stupid or blind..." (guilty on both).

I'd say fight it... you have nothing to lose besides court fees and time out of work.

[s a x m a n]

[bigred875]

fuck ya man fight dat shit FTP 4 life!! tell pigs to eat your ass...COPS LIES!! and stuff

[SSearchVT]

Friggen pigs - they always harass me when I'm out. Usually it goes down like this:

Pig: Do you know why I'm stopping you?
Me: You've got a thing for young looking guys in leather?
Pig: No...
Me: I look like the guy you caught your wife with last night?
Pig: No...
Me: You think I've got a coupon for a free jelly filled and small coffee on me.

Man, the harassment, they never let me off with a warning, always a damn ticket, and I've seen people do tons worse and not even get a second look, but me - No, blue light special every time. This sucks...

Truth be told I live in a tiny town in Vermont, the town cops actually wave to me when I go by in the car or on the bike. Mainly because I respect the town limits and know where to go to play...

[benVFR]

Did you get a new job yet?

[neek]

HA!!! .. that's funny right there... i don't care who ya are, that's funny

[wylee]

What an asshole! Can someone edit the poll? I wanna vote for the a-hole cop (sorry Beet) that gave Nikon a ticket for speeding in a school zone. What a dickhead...not only should you fight the ticket, you should egg his house!

[Nikon]

Originally posted by SSearchVT
Truth be told I live in a tiny town in Vermont, the town cops actually wave to me when I go by in the car or on the bike.

dood - I live in colchester

[Nikon]

Originally posted by benVFR
Did you get a new job yet?

yeah

[NinjaSwan]

Use your gun next time and take em out before they give you a ticket.... Put another notch on the bike.

[legalspeed]

Good thing you weren't Asian.

[hqp921]

Originally posted by legalspeed
Good thing you weren't Asian.

[benVFR]

They wouldn't have pulled him over if he was asian, they'd just have had the deputy take him out with the 12 gauge just like Capt. America and Billy the Kid!

[Stoneman]

'...Back off, Skippy! I'm packin'!'

Works like a charm everytime!

[The Snowman]

I came close to a ticket yesterday. (for hqp) I was on federal doing 45 (on my speedo, or about 40ish) and passed one of the popo tucked in. Just as I passed him, he pulled out behind me.

First thought, "SHIT!"

Second thought, "I wasn't going that fast."

30 mph zone.

He ended up turning the opposite way at the end of the street.

Guess I was lucky. And my bike is screaming "ticket me, I'm bright RED!"

Sorry for the hijack...

Just one question though...is this for real, Nikon? Trying not to be gullible here.

[hqp921]

Originally posted by 97BladeRider
I came close to a ticket yesterday. (for hqp) I was on federal doing 45 (on my speedo, or about 40ish) and passed one of the popo tucked in. Just as I passed him, he pulled out behind me.

First thought, "SHIT!"

Second thought, "I wasn't going that fast."

30 mph zone.

He ended up turning the opposite way at the end of the street.

Guess I was lucky. And my bike is screaming "ticket me, I'm bright RED!"

Sorry for the hijack...

Just one question though...is this for real, Nikon? Trying not to be gullible here.

I think Nikon's campaigning

Federal is a nice road to ... uh, take spirited drives on. Have you seen the Blackstone Popo on their bikes? Makes me laugh a little bit every time I see them in a half helmet, Aviator sunglassess.... and a short sleeve shirt. Oh... they've got a radar mounted on 'em too.

/hijack

[highsider]

Cop: "Why didn't you stop?"

Me: (look at ground, then at cop): "I'm stopped."

[slaps76]

Yo dAwgz, I'z alwayeez be gittin pulled ova by da popo 4 shit, mang. I heerz U, mussa bee becuz I bee white n shit.

[hqp921]

Originally posted by slaps76
Yo dAwgz, I'z alwayeez be gittin pulled ova by da popo 4 shit, mang. I heerz U, mussa bee becuz I bee white n shit.

[jodymac]

Hey kb...... funny shit like this thread is really why i joined

[The Snowman]

^+1^

[bigred875]

Originally posted by 97BladeRider
I came close to a ticket yesterday. (for hqp) I was on federal doing 45 (on my speedo, or about 40ish) and passed one of the popo tucked in. Just as I passed him, he pulled out behind me.

First thought, "SHIT!"

Second thought, "I wasn't going that fast."

30 mph zone.

He ended up turning the opposite way at the end of the street.

Guess I was lucky. And my bike is screaming "ticket me, I'm bright RED!"

Sorry for the hijack...

Just one question though...is this for real, Nikon? Trying not to be gullible here.

what/where is federal?

[hqp921]

Originally posted by bigred875
what/where is federal?

Federal Street...

If you're on 122 coming from RI to MA (i.e. Woonsocket to Blackstone), and go past Park n' Shop/DD it's the street right after CVS (on the right).

It's just straight, so it's easy to speed down -- but they built the new middle school there...

[bigred875]

ok thanks..i thought it was some cool road i hadnt been on