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So I was rollin today when a fuckin cop stopped me. I had a wife beater and shorts on. I had my helmet on cause of these stupid helmet laws in this state and gloves. Gloves have to match the bike so I always wear my gloves. Luckily I had sneaks on and not my usual sandals though. That prolly woulda looked bad.
So I was going through a school zone at 47, that's what he says but he's just a stupid pig so he's lying. I couldn't have been goin more than 45 so fuck him. Sure the lights were blinking for the 25 but there are no kids around. Looked like they were testing the lights, that's what I figured anyway, so I ignored them. I guess it doesn't help that this was in front of the police station too but I figured they all had to be at DD or something anyway, I mean they only work 5% of the time so they musta been at DD.
I figued he stopped me for being a big white guy with tattoos. I always get stopped for being a big white guy. I mena the cop was white too but he had to stop me cause I was white and that makes me guilty of something.
PIG: you know why I stopped you?
ME: Cause I'm white and your a racist pig
P [dumbfounded]
M That's right bitch.
Then I did a mean burnout and ripped a wheelie outta there. He never caught up. His buddy up the road did though. So I stopped and he gave me a C&N ticket. He said he wasn't gonna impound the bike though, musta been cause he felt bad for me for being white.
The tickets for 847$. Should I fight it?