Hey now!Originally posted by beet
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Wow beet, do you think you could learn to speak *English* that well, too?Originally posted by beet
Let me say it for you khamster
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Originally posted by Kham
thanks beet. that's chinese for fuck you.
in Thai, that's where im from, they would say "ai hoa koi". that doesn't mean fuck you because there is no direct translation for that.
Beet, i'll pm you what it means later.
Insulting people in a language they dont understand is generally ineffective.
i wasn't insulting you. i was just helping Beet along. ha...Originally posted by highsider
"fuckit!"
Why not?Originally posted by Kham
i wasn't insulting you. i was just helping Beet along. ha...
cause im not like you. even you insulted me.Originally posted by highsider
Why not?
"fuckit!"
Fish sauce STINKS!! But it tastes so yummy in asian dishes....So Kham, when are you inviting me over for dinner?? Oh and hqp....can you make some mad orange chicken? Or even those fresh spring rolls made with the rice sheets? YUMMM
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Orange chicken? Spring rolls?Originally posted by MissTwisties
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Nah, I heard you loved Cream of Sum Yung Gai.
Well seeing how we never spoke how would you know !Originally posted by highsider
Wow beet, do you think you could learn to speak *English* that well, too?
I would more then likely speek better then you!!!
In your cace I take the mentality, of the individual in consideration .
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Heres a condom. I figured since youre acting like a dick, you should dress like one too.
I'm not sure I like you very much anymore.Originally posted by hqp921
Vietnamese have small dicks.
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Originally posted by beet (but edited so it actually makes sense)
Well seeing how we never spoke how would you know !
I would more than likely speak better than you!!!
In your case I take the mentality (comma deleted) of the individual into consideration .
^ How did you know I liked to be spanked?Originally posted by MissTwisties
I'm not sure I like you very much anymore.
It's called sarcasm and it's a joke... relax. <3
Not only does he liked being spanked ...
If you are really good at it and he leaves his senses,
you have the power to make him write a bad check for
a million dollars!
It's true!Originally posted by Currently
Not only does he liked being spanked ...
If you are really good at it and he leaves his senses,
you have the power to make him write a bad check for
a million dollars!
the ultimate in thread hijacking...
...is being so far off-base that you don't even remember what the topic was.
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isn't this a joke topic where anything goes? not to worry. here's another mogolian...Originally posted by 97BladeRider
the ultimate in thread hijacking...
...is being so far off-base that you don't even remember what the topic was.
Mongolia
I just read that President Bush is the first SITTING American President to visit Mongolia. I think I know why. I’ve never been to Mongolia, but when I imagine it, there are rarely chairs. I imagine rugged terrain, livestock, and festive outfits that, if they were smaller, would look terrific on my cat. And I see hordes of people who would like to sit down, but they don’t have a good place to do it. That’s no place for a sitting President.
In the old days, this restlessness probably caused the Mongols to invade neighboring countries looking for a warm, dry spot to relax and put their feet up. It’s a little known fact that the name Ghengis Khan means “I’m serious man, I need a chair.” But these days, thanks to IKEA, the Mongolians no longer need to stun a yak to find a seat that won’t move.
The President of Mongolia is Nambariin Enkhbayar. That would be reason enough for other world leaders to avoid Mongolia. Because at some point you have to do the joint press conference where you tell everyone you had a “productive and frank” talk, and you’d be obliged to mention his name. I’d be all:
“Thank you for inviting me to your country. . . um. . . Nambla Monkeybar. I mean Nimble Anklebracelet. Oh hell, you don’t have nukes yet do you? Good. I’ll call you Mongo.”
And at that point there’d be no hope that anyone would offer me a yak to sit on.
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"fuckit!"
forget about previous one. i like this one.
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Title: Mongolian VD
An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in Hong Kong, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a physician.
The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it."
The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc."
The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there is no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis."
The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion."
The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice."
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease."
The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way. No need to opelate!"
"Oh, Thank God!," the man replies.
"Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. It will fall off by itself! You save money."
"fuckit!"
Oh, right.Originally posted by 97BladeRider
the ultimate in thread hijacking...
...is being so far off-base that you don't even remember what the topic was.
Fight that ticket, Nikon.
What in the hell is going on in here????
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Heres a condom. I figured since youre acting like a dick, you should dress like one too.
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