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so I must be a triple threat
1. Good looking
2. "Well hung"
3. I ride a Triumph Speed Triple
now if I could only figure out how to hide that tan line around my ring finger
damn, I have a yellow gixxer. i'm screwed!
there are better places to get laid than on a bike, even the back seat of a cage is better
RandyO
IBA#9560
A man with a gun is a citizen
A man without a gun is a subject LETS GO BRANDON
Naw, we ride these.
"Up front there ought to be a man in black." -John Cash
LISTEN TO SLAYER
If I get another fuckin' bike stolen...
Naw, I took the 06 model for a test ride and wasn't impressed. "It featured an all-new motor that hauls ass and a tuned-flex chassis that was right at home...All the...key components and an array of additional electronic goodies combine to form one of the most technologically advanced models ever...The handling and stability has improved considerably over the previous generation. Chassis feedback is good, offering great confidence, especially through the high-speed sections...however, the low bottom-end power output hampers the perfomance and holds it back...t feels down on power while trolling around town and if you keep the revs high the motor vibration becomes a distraction, so it requires downshift to tap into the meaty portion of the power..."It didn't feel like your wrist was connected to the rear [tire]."
I would, however, take one of these. To bad he rides for Suzuki.
"Up front there ought to be a man in black." -John Cash
LISTEN TO SLAYER
If I get another fuckin' bike stolen...
that's a great picture
Don't read this it will damage you...
The real story
There is a biological imperative to expand the range of any species. If a group of animals inhabit 1 valley and it gets wiped out by disaster then they are gone Darwin. So it is imperative that a percentage of the population in couples decide to leave the current comforts and journey to the next valley etc. This works very well to preserve the species. The biota is not concerned if 999 of these end in death and failure only that the 1 succeed.
So here we are with all the valleys full up. The end result is the males taking up stances, attitudes, and activities like they were going to go to the next valley. A number of females are attracted to them so they would have gone to the next valley if there was one.
You will accomplish the get laid by a percentage of the females by appearing as a DNA spreader. This can be done by any activity rebellious to the status quo ie the valley you now occupy. This works best on very nubile ages of 14 to 19 years old, after that the nest here instinct becomes dominant.
"How you doin ?"
Want your DNA in another ecological niche ?
PSST
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Hi my name is _____________
I own a Corvette, Ferrari etc
actually is hardware gets you some
Glen Beck is John the Baptist
"I'd rather ride a slow bike fast than a fast bike slow"
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What does that make me then? A dorky nutcase with a moderately tolerable bike?
Good thing us girls have to worry about this. Those are way too many rules to keep straight.
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