JUST A BIKER
But, You Didn't See Me

I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line.
But, you didn't see me, tip the dancer in the strip joint an extra .75¢ after my lap dance.

I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk.
But, you didn't see me, intentionally ride through the puddle and splash the little old lady standing too close to the curb.

I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant.
But, you didn't see me, pass a horrendous noxious cloud of gas while seated at the cafe counter.

I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by.
But, you didn't see me, making fun of your white tennis shoes, mini van and soccer mom decal.

I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children.
But, you didn't see me, slip a roofie in your daughters drink on our date last night.

I saw you, stare at my long hair.
But, you didn't see me, and my friends strip down and go skinny dipping down at the lake where the Girl Scouts were picnicking.

I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.
But, you didn't see me, shoplift a $300 pair of gloves at the Mall.

I saw you, look in fright at my tattoos.
But, you didn't see me, beat the shit out of the scrawny yuppie that pointed at my piercings and laughed.

I saw you, change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere.
But, you didn't see me, doing 110 mph down the interstate so I'd be on time with my crack dealer.

I saw you, complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be.
But, you didn't see me, hammering on my pipes at 5:00am on my way to work.

I saw you, yelling at your kids in the car.
But, you didn't see me, taking kiddie porn shots at your neighborhood day care.

I saw you, reading the newspaper or map as you drove down the road.
But, you didn't see me, setting up a date with the "escort service" on my cell phone while riding to the liquor store.

I saw you, race down the road in the rain.
But, you didn't see me, parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean, because I didn't want to go out in the rain.

I saw you, run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time.
But, you didn't see me, cheating on my tax return just to save a few dollars.

I saw you, cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in.
But, you didn't see me, flip you off and threaten to fuck your wife!

I saw you, waiting impatiently for my friends to pass.
But, you didn't see me. I was two miles ahead because you drive so damn slow.

I saw you, go home to your family.
But, you didn't see me. Back at the strip joint..... again.

I was just a biker,
A dirty nasty biker just like the stereotypes portray!