Walked outside to a 5 year old sitting on my bike...

[WordTooYoMamma]

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Ok so im a loss prevention detective at a store in waltham so I have the luxory of keeping a camera on my bike at all times ... anyway I am half doing paper work, half looking at my moniters and I see two figures circling around my bike, I look up to get my full attention on my bike. I see a mother and her younger son looking at my bike, so I put my eyes down back to my paperwork. The next time I look up the 5 year old is sitting on my goddam bike being fully supervised by his mother. What the fuck? Long story short im some sort of asshole for going outside to tell them to get off/away from my bike...Am I wrong in thinking that you shouldn't touch something that's not yours without permission?

[mzdagrl]

Would she let you sit in her car? Same thing in my mind....

[G21forme]

I would have bitched her out with foul language she's never heard, I hate kids and have no manners.

[wheelburns]

I had the exact same situation happen to me and i was very annoyed and used some choice language.

i had a incident at hampton beach where a girl was using my bike as a counter to do her make-up. if she was cute maybe it would have been okay, but she wasn't so i choose to shove her purse and make up all over the ground as she stood with her jaw hanging open i just laughed and rode away.

[schleppy]

I probably would have done the same thing. I always let little kids sit on my motorcycle if their parents ASK FIRST (hell, I usually offer if the kid seems into the bike). It pisses me off to no end when people think because it's a motorcycle it's effing public property.

[butcher bergs]

Another fine job in parenting.

I'm sure you have a new scratch somewhere, you just haven't found it yet.

[WordTooYoMamma]

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I might aswell install one of those Quarter slots and put some hydrolics in my bike. Turn it into a kiddy ride for 40 hours a week.

[G21forme]

In all honesty though my bike's an old piece of shit so I probably would have fired her up and let the little bastard rev it a bit so maybe I could get some milf action and if not piss the bitch off when her kid wants a sport bike at 16.

[butcher bergs]

I probably would have fired her up and let the little bastard rev it a bit.

This statement strikes me as "very funny" for some reason...

[Cheese]

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Ok so im a loss prevention detective at a store in waltham so I have the luxory of keeping a camera on my bike at all times ... anyway I am half doing paper work, half looking at my moniters and I see two figures circling around my bike, I look up to get my full attention on my bike. I see a mother and her younger son looking at my bike, so I put my eyes down back to my paperwork. The next time I look up the 5 year old is sitting on my goddam bike being fully supervised by his mother. What the fuck? Long story short im some sort of asshole for going outside to tell them to get off/away from my bike...Am I wrong in thinking that you shouldn't touch something that's not yours without permission?

Another fine example of a parent who doesn't know how to tell her own child, "no, you can't."

[WordTooYoMamma]

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In all honesty though my bike's an old piece of shit so I probably would have fired her up and let the little bastard rev it a bit so maybe I could get some milf action and if not piss the bitch off when her kid wants a sport bike at 16.

My bikes still pretty mint... pretty sure the kid with a mother like this isn't the most hygenic. SO... my bikes getting a wash tonight. And she ranked a 2 out of 10 on the ol bangometer, the milf route wasn't an option.

[R7]

No contact was made to the bike, but I had a close call..

I was on Main St in Daytona a few years ago for bikeweek (posing?) and some lady and a small child 4 maybe 5 years old picked my bike from the row to walk up to a look at. I was standing close to the bike, she asked if it was mine, I said yes. She asked me if her son could sit on my bike..as she was picking him up. I quickly said no! Wow, did I suddenly turn into the bad guy there. The look was priceless though.
For what it's worth, it was my R7

[Pittenger5]

Wayne Brady would definitely choke a bitch

[G21forme]

This statement strikes me as "very funny" for some reason...

It's not my fault I'm such a creep I don't even know when I'm being creepy.

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My bikes still pretty mint... pretty sure the kid with a mother like this isn't the most hygenic. SO... my bikes getting a wash tonight. And she ranked a 2 out of 10 on the ol bangometer, the milf route wasn't an option.

If I had a new bike it would be a different story as well as how the mom greeted me when i told her that was my bike and how fast she apologized and picked her kid up off my bike. Don't get me wrong as I'm not condoning such behavior in anyway but I have never had to deal with such a thing so I don't know how I would really react if it happened. My old bike is still my baby so G21 just might have to choke a bitch

[G21forme]

Damnit Richie! you ninja'd my line

[WordTooYoMamma]

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yea wordtooyomamma almost had to choke a bitch... and her son... and anyone else who saw me do said actions.

[Tricky Mike]

I came out once in NYC to find a 5-year old standing on my shifter. I shit you not. I was as nice as humanly possible to the kids mother...

[FlynGSXR1k]

Man Law = YOU DONT TOUCH A GUYS BIKE WITHOUT ASKING FIRST... I dont give a fuck who you are... even with my best friends we ask before we sit on, or otherwise touch their bikes... Fuck that bitch, that kid will be another punk ass mutha f'er that grows up thinking he can get/do whatever he wants...

**installs dog collar device in seat to trigger a shock to anyone to sits on it when key is out of the ignition**

Sadly you're lucky to have the cameras... I can't imagine how much this happens and we dont see it!

[G21forme]

HaHa Chris reminds me of my cooking days, you wouldn't touch my cock so you damn better not touch my knife.

[e30addict]

I would have lost my shit on her.

[Devil1]

I'd be pissed.

[FlynGSXR1k]

HaHa Chris reminds me of my cooking days, you wouldn't touch my cock so you damn better not touch my knife.

Ummm.... Greg... not sure what to think of that.. but I'm glad I wasn't in the kitchen with you gettin your cock massaged while my chicken tenders were being overcooked.

**Note to self.. not only do I not want my bike sat on by a 5 year old... but I don't want some Greg guy cookin for me **

For those comin to the Beer-B-Que this weekend - GREG WILL NOT BE on the grill!!

Sorry to be a bit but Greg asked for it :-)

[G21forme]

I would have lost my shit on her.

You and your crazy sexual fetishes

lol, Chris it's just an old chef saying that means don't touch my knife, not that I'm gonna put my cock on the food...... unless you send it back

[Hauptman]

I would have let em get near it then tipped it on the kid. Then I would retort with something like "Do you see what happens?!" But really, I'm sure plenty of people have sat on my bike while I wasn't around. I'm just glad I havn't come back to my baby with it on its side or backed over.

["Dangerous" Dan K]

Wayne Brady would definitely choke a bitch

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