I had a hornet stuck in my helmet!!!!!

[NinjaSwan]

yeah so check this shit out. A hornet somehow managed to get in my helmet when I was doing about 50 around some twists yesterday. I opened my visor and it went down towards my mouth. I stopped and soon as I took the helmet off if flew away. Thanks jeebis it didnt sting my eye ball.

Scrw you hornet

[benVFR]

Boo hoo poor baby.

Complain to us when the Hornet DOES sting you!

[NinjaSwan]

[reiobard]

i would have crapped my pants, then said "fuck you bee". and punch him in the face.....

[bump909]

i could understand if it was killer horses. that's scary shit.

[OreoGaborio]

Originally posted by reiobard
i would have crapped my pants, then said "fuck you bee". and punch him in the face.....

fuck bees!!!

[NinjaSwan]

now this is funny but a serious threat

Deer Attacks 3 People On SIU Campus
http://www.14wfie.com/Global/story.a...45091&nav=3w6o

[OreoGaborio]

Pfft, that's not news ... the deer didn't even have a gun or a knife

[Half Squid]

I have had this happen in a group ride two years ago. I pulled right the hell over and luckily did not get stung.

Another time I was riding with my jacket un-zipped because it was hott ass fook and a bee flew in. I was pounding my chest like tarzan trying to kill it, but he won.... Stung three times in my chest.. Ouieeeeee... Fucker....

[Half Squid]

Worst thing that ever flew into my helmet was a tiny pebble that lodged itself into my eye ball. I had to get it plucked out....
That fuckin hurt....

My visor was up, but I had yellow tinted riding glasses on and it got by those! Always keep your visor down or buy the face forming goggle style glasses!

[ssg]

I took out 3 of those 'fuzzy' bees on a ride a few years back, stung me before I realized what was up. One in front of the left ear, two along my chin/cheek where the strap went. I could have gotten away with 1 sting if I didn't calmly try and remove the stinging bee from my head (consequently pissing the other two off considerably).
That was when the real fun started, my neck felt pretty funky for the rest of that day.

[NinjaSwan]

you know what would really suck is being allergic to bees and being stung in the face with your helmet on and you're head swells so big you cant get the helmet off.

[capt1014]

That would suck!