That dude WAS way outa control and tomato's lucky he didn't get us shot after the whole C/J comment. Then the icy hot stunna talk
let me try to help the masses ....first picture Keanu Reeves in Bill and Ted's excellent adventure aka dude
dude-Yeah man i got a bike, its a cbr 600
tomato-89?
dude-
99
group-oh yeah cool
dude-yeah but i'm so getin a 900 so I can rip it down low better
tomatao-dude just get a big pizza pie sprocket (makes gesture)
dude-I been up since
6am (its about 8-9pm at this piont
) huntin-yeah I love sportbikes you guys from around here or camping out?
tomato-yeah we're gonna camp out and have a circle jerk you wanna come?
dude-
THAT PISSES ME OFF I STILL GOT A GUN IN THE TRUCK
tomato- we're from all over NY, CT, VT ( wookie?- yeah he's from PA >pointing @ john's bike)
dude- NOOOOO way
tomato- yeah waYYYYY he started out this morning @ 3 and he's headed home tonight!
dude- (checkin John out) your going allll the way to PA tonite? John- OH yeaaaa! dude- nooo way... what part? John- well i live in western PA but I'm stayin at a buds house in eastern PA. dude- I could never ride that farrr. tomato- dude those antlers in ya truck? dude- yaaaa I got a 750lb moose a half hour in ..... tomato- can I hold your RACK?
dude- Yeaaaa look at the blood on the window!
tomato- dude you got a NICE rack ....was it male or female? dude- yeaa check this out! he's got a nasty scar ....look at this riiight here (dude is peeling the fur tuft on this rack apart like he's goin down on it)
at this point it apparently hit him why he came to the store in the first place because in half a second he was gone
group- quick lets get the fuk outta here
It was pure comedy gold