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I'm itchin' to ride. PLANNING on gettin' up & washing the beast. HOPEFULLY leaving from my place (Center Barnstead) by 11:00, at the latest...
I have absolutely no clue where I'm going or how long I'll be. It may turn out to be just a coupla hours, it may turn out to be 'til night. I dunno...
Hell, I don't even know if I'll be on the road by 11:00. Then again, I may get up extra early. Again, I dunno...
I'm always skeptical about riding with people I don't know. So I guess I'll lay down some quick guidelines in case there's any takers...
Here's how I ride with a group:
-However the fuckin' mood suits me. If I don't feel like passing 23 cages in one whack, I don't. If I DO feel like it, I do...
-If ya start passing like a fuckin' idiot, you're on your own. We'll stop, I'll tell you to fuck off and you'll be on your way...
-If you ride like a fuckin' idiot, again you're on your own. See above...
-I don't like people trying to show others up. If we're not going fast enough, tough shit. Find someone else to go ride with...
-If we're going too fast for you, chill the fuck out. We'll wait when we need to. Don't be a hero and try to keep up if it's not your style...
-I don't like people riding next to me. If you start showing me your front tire, we're pulling over and I'm smashing you in the face with my helmet...
-I don't like people riding up my ass. Start that, see above...
-I stop whenever I damn well feel like it. And I'll have more than one smoke when I do, maybe even pull a one-hitter. I get back on the road when I'm damn good & ready...
-I have a bladder like a schoolgirl. Jay (hessogood), don't get excited. It only means if we stop to rehydrate, I'll be making a piss stop soon thereafter...
-My bike's a PIG. We'll be stopping for petrol every 100 miles or so...
Now let's have fun, damnit!