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Possibly Riding Tomorrow (Sun., 7/30)

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    Possibly Riding Tomorrow (Sun., 7/30)

    I'm itchin' to ride. PLANNING on gettin' up & washing the beast. HOPEFULLY leaving from my place (Center Barnstead) by 11:00, at the latest...

    I have absolutely no clue where I'm going or how long I'll be. It may turn out to be just a coupla hours, it may turn out to be 'til night. I dunno...

    Hell, I don't even know if I'll be on the road by 11:00. Then again, I may get up extra early. Again, I dunno...

    I'm always skeptical about riding with people I don't know. So I guess I'll lay down some quick guidelines in case there's any takers...

    Here's how I ride with a group:

    -However the fuckin' mood suits me. If I don't feel like passing 23 cages in one whack, I don't. If I DO feel like it, I do...

    -If ya start passing like a fuckin' idiot, you're on your own. We'll stop, I'll tell you to fuck off and you'll be on your way...

    -If you ride like a fuckin' idiot, again you're on your own. See above...

    -I don't like people trying to show others up. If we're not going fast enough, tough shit. Find someone else to go ride with...

    -If we're going too fast for you, chill the fuck out. We'll wait when we need to. Don't be a hero and try to keep up if it's not your style...

    -I don't like people riding next to me. If you start showing me your front tire, we're pulling over and I'm smashing you in the face with my helmet...

    -I don't like people riding up my ass. Start that, see above...

    -I stop whenever I damn well feel like it. And I'll have more than one smoke when I do, maybe even pull a one-hitter. I get back on the road when I'm damn good & ready...

    -I have a bladder like a schoolgirl. Jay (hessogood), don't get excited. It only means if we stop to rehydrate, I'll be making a piss stop soon thereafter...

    -My bike's a PIG. We'll be stopping for petrol every 100 miles or so...

    Now let's have fun, damnit!

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    Possibly Riding Tomorrow (Sun., 7/30)

    I'll be riding up to Loudon to watch the NESR guys make their laps, swing by there if you're in the neighborhood.

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    Possibly Riding Tomorrow (Sun., 7/30)

    Originally posted by JeffL
    I'll be riding up to Loudon to watch the NESR guys make their laps, swing by there if you're in the neighborhood.
    That's not really what I meant by 'ride'. Takes all of about 14 minutes for me to get there...

    I WAS going to go tomorrow, but if I'm getting a free pass for the day (from the She Boss), riding's gonna win that one...

    ...plus the She Boss'll kill me if I go to the races without her...

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    Well, just throwing it out there.

    Its 2.5 hours for me, and I can hit some fun roads on the way there, so I suppose thats another story.

    Have fun tomorrow man, and hope you have no reason to do any "fucking off" or face bashing.

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    Possibly Riding Tomorrow (Sun., 7/30)

    Originally posted by JeffL
    Have fun tomorrow man, and hope you have no reason to do any "fucking off" or face bashing.

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    Re: Possibly Riding Tomorrow (Sun., 7/30)

    Originally posted by Stoneman
    I'm itchin' to ride. PLANNING on gettin' up & washing the beast. HOPEFULLY leaving from my place (Center Barnstead) by 11:00, at the latest...

    I have absolutely no clue where I'm going or how long I'll be. It may turn out to be just a coupla hours, it may turn out to be 'til night. I dunno...

    Hell, I don't even know if I'll be on the road by 11:00. Then again, I may get up extra early. Again, I dunno...

    I'm always skeptical about riding with people I don't know. So I guess I'll lay down some quick guidelines in case there's any takers...

    Here's how I ride with a group:

    -However the fuckin' mood suits me. If I don't feel like passing 23 cages in one whack, I don't. If I DO feel like it, I do...

    -If ya start passing like a fuckin' idiot, you're on your own. We'll stop, I'll tell you to fuck off and you'll be on your way...

    -If you ride like a fuckin' idiot, again you're on your own. See above...

    -I don't like people trying to show others up. If we're not going fast enough, tough shit. Find someone else to go ride with...

    -If we're going too fast for you, chill the fuck out. We'll wait when we need to. Don't be a hero and try to keep up if it's not your style...

    -I don't like people riding next to me. If you start showing me your front tire, we're pulling over and I'm smashing you in the face with my helmet...

    -I don't like people riding up my ass. Start that, see above...

    -I stop whenever I damn well feel like it. And I'll have more than one smoke when I do, maybe even pull a one-hitter. I get back on the road when I'm damn good & ready...

    -I have a bladder like a schoolgirl. Jay (hessogood), don't get excited. It only means if we stop to rehydrate, I'll be making a piss stop soon thereafter...

    -My bike's a PIG. We'll be stopping for petrol every 100 miles or so...

    Now let's have fun, damnit!
    scary dude. Dunno if anyone wants to ride with you. You too bad-ass

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    Re: Re: Possibly Riding Tomorrow (Sun., 7/30)

    Originally posted by LiononaLeash
    scary dude. Dunno if anyone wants to ride with you. You too bad-ass

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    Possibly Riding Tomorrow (Sun., 7/30)

    If I wake up early enuf, I may ride over your way, I hafta get gas first, my light was flashin when I got home tonite

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    ill go for the ride.. u might have to wait up alot tho.. ill be on my bicycle lol

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    Re: Re: Possibly Riding Tomorrow (Sun., 7/30)

    Originally posted by LiononaLeash
    scary dude. Dunno if anyone wants to ride with you. You too bad-ass


    I showed Jay my tire once. Just once


    Then he said "Hey check out my helmet"





    Can't wait to ride with him again.

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    HAHA!

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    Something came up this morning. Later start than planned. Mebbe even push it off 'til late afternoon. I'll head north while all the summer residents are heading south...

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    I may run up to your place, this afternoon. I'll check back here before I take off. I'm not too afraid of meeting your helmet, Jay, as I would make the same demands of anyone I ride with.

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    Originally posted by odduc


    I may run up to your place, this afternoon. I'll check back here before I take off. I'm not too afraid of meeting your helmet, Jay, as I would make the same demands of anyone I ride with.
    If ya make it up, toss some shorts in your bag. We'll take a spin on the bizzoat too!

    Oh, and uhhhh..... :

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    g/f has 'our' day already planned...........

    I know I am feeling a bit

    I really wanted to ride.........

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    No worries, mang. I'll be painting 'til about mid-afternoon now anyway...

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    Ha Ha !!!!!!

    I took a nice spin had a blast .....................
    Quick shot 2 the shore . Easy pace lots of LEOs .

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    Re: Ha Ha !!!!!!

    Originally posted by beet
    I took a nice spin had a blast .....................
    Quick shot 2 the shore . Easy pace lots of LEOs .
    I rode to the movies. I'm awesome. Crossed over the 1000 mi mark this year. It's awesome that I get to ride to much

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    Possibly Riding Tomorrow (Sun., 7/30)

    After reading grizzly fuckin' adams' experience, I opted to ride alone over to route 17 today. I'm not sure if my gear (helmet, leather jacket, gloves, jeans, and sneakers) measures up to the group ride requirements anyway...and I'm too broke to buy full leathers and boots.

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    Originally posted by wylee
    helmet, leather jacket, gloves, jeans,
    and boots

    that's what I've worn on every group ride I've been on.

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    Sometimes good luck

    is as good as the gear ..Bad luck SUX
    2 crash on group ride

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    Possibly Riding Tomorrow (Sun., 7/30)

    Originally posted by wylee
    After reading grizzly fuckin' adams' experience, I opted to ride alone over to route 17 today. I'm not sure if my gear (helmet, leather jacket, gloves, jeans, and sneakers) measures up to the group ride requirements anyway...and I'm too broke to buy full leathers and boots.
    Hell, some gear is better than none, and just the fact you're aware jeans and sneakers is less than 'ideal' puts you ahead of the pack already.

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    I went on a group ride with Jeff and 01 with esentually full gear aside from draggin jeans. Of which i was fairly content with. After seeing someone from our group go down in full gear I now have the same.

    Just takes that shock to the system.

    Hell, some gear is better than none, and just the fact you're aware jeans and sneakers is less than 'ideal' puts you ahead of the pack already.

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    I STILL can't figure out why no one showed up for my little jaunt...

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    Originally posted by Stoneman
    I STILL can't figure out why no one showed up for my little jaunt...
    maybe cause it sounded like you just wanted an excuse to kick someones ass!

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