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New rider looking for non-hooligan friends to ride with

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    New rider looking for non-hooligan friends to ride with


    Hello!

    I am a new rider and looking for some like minded people who enjoy riding and maybe give me some pointers
    I live in the 495/93 area and typically ride everyday and weekends if weather permits.
    I also have a cardo paktalk.

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    Re: New rider looking for non-hooligan friends to ride with

    You’ve come to the right place if you’re looking for non hooligans. We’re all a bunch of curmudgeons around here.
    Enjoy the show.

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    Re: New rider looking for non-hooligan friends to ride with

    Quote Originally Posted by Chippertheripper View Post
    You’ve come to the right place if you’re looking for non hooligans. We’re all a bunch of curmudgeons around here.
    Enjoy the show.
    Speak for yourself.

    Give me an over powered bike I have no business being on, limited gear mostly protecting the mid portion of my body, and a nice dong patch on the back, and I am ready to go.

    I will warn you that even with all the shit I talk about how "wicked fast" I am before the ride and the unlimited power my bike has, you will lose me in the first corner. I'll ride 100mph on all the straightaways, though, so there's that.

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    Re: New rider looking for non-hooligan friends to ride with

    How long can you hold a wheelie?

    I believe the formal definition of hooligan is a 200 yard wheelie...so anything shorter than that should be cool

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    Re: New rider looking for non-hooligan friends to ride with

    Don't let these asshats bother you.

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    Re: New rider looking for non-hooligan friends to ride with

    Quote Originally Posted by Stoneman View Post
    Don't let these asshats bother you.
    ... and Stoneman rides a Harley...so... there's that.

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    Re: New rider looking for non-hooligan friends to ride with

    Quote Originally Posted by sdog30 View Post
    ... and Stoneman rides a Harley...so... there's that.
    NOW rides a Harley to you!

    Meh, I'm surprised how many of us have Harley's now.

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    Re: New rider looking for non-hooligan friends to ride with

    To be fair, I like owning both.

    Apparently I ride more like a hooligan on the Harley.

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    Re: New rider looking for non-hooligan friends to ride with

    are there vests involved...?

    Id be down with that.....

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    hmmmm......

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    Re: New rider looking for non-hooligan friends to ride with

    Is there a flip-flop and shorts patch?

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    Re: New rider looking for non-hooligan friends to ride with

    Quote Originally Posted by Falko View Post
    Is there a flip-flop and shorts patch?
    No, sorry. Only dong patches.

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    Re: New rider looking for non-hooligan friends to ride with

    Quote Originally Posted by sdog30 View Post
    To be fair, I like owning both.

    Apparently I ride more like a hooligan on the Harley.
    Yeah, I hooliganned it up this weekend on the Street Glide. I chased down some kid on a sport bike. Once I caught up to him, I realized he was either really green or just an idiot. Each curve we hit, I could've EASILY passed him. But I figured given his shaky lines, I'd just back off. Big Shirl was none too thrilled.

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    Re: New rider looking for non-hooligan friends to ride with

    495/93 like Andover? If so pm me and Iíll drag you around every good road in the berg....

    Havenít the foggiest notion what a dong patch is, though.

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    Re: New rider looking for non-hooligan friends to ride with

    Dong patches. That shit never gets old

    Welcome to the forum.... tons of inside jokes from decades of being friends and assholes to each other. Pay no mind

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    Sarcasm is free here! Have no idea what a Dong patch is? But I am sure they are much smaller than they boast about! Welcome .

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    Re: New rider looking for non-hooligan friends to ride with

    Behold... The EPIC fucking origin of Dong Patches

    http://www.nestreetriders.com/forum/...ml#post1449024

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    Re: New rider looking for non-hooligan friends to ride with

    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGaborio View Post
    Behold... The EPIC fucking origin of Dong Patches

    http://www.nestreetriders.com/forum/...ml#post1449024
    Classic. Thank you sir.

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    Re: New rider looking for non-hooligan friends to ride with

    Hello & Welcome .........

    Please define your definition of a " Hooligan "

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    Re: New rider looking for non-hooligan friends to ride with

    Quote Originally Posted by TIMMYDUCK View Post
    Hello & Welcome .........

    Please define your definition of a " Hooligan "
    You fall into that category.

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    Re: New rider looking for non-hooligan friends to ride with

    Quote Originally Posted by csmutty View Post
    You fall into that category.
    ^this Haha

    I think we could have a whole thread dedicated to "experiences with Timmyduck" lol

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    Re: New rider looking for non-hooligan friends to ride with

    Two days. He lasted two days!

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    Re: New rider looking for non-hooligan friends to ride with

    Quote Originally Posted by Garandman View Post
    Two days. He lasted two days!
    Ha, I was thinking that too, but join date was December and this was his first and only post, soooooo he'll probably reply in six months.

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    Re: New rider looking for non-hooligan friends to ride with

    I believe I've reached the non-hooligan stage of my riding career. Keep your eye on this forum. Sooner or later someone will post up a ride...

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    Re: New rider looking for non-hooligan friends to ride with

    What?!! That means no more rides with hookers and wheelies and burnouts!!

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    Re: New rider looking for non-hooligan friends to ride with

    Quote Originally Posted by DucDave View Post
    I believe I've reached the non-hooligan stage of my riding career. Keep your eye on this forum. Sooner or later someone will post up a ride...
    I believe you've been there for quite awhile.

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