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Stonnerstock 2023

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    Re: Stonnerstock 2023

    Quote Originally Posted by R7 View Post
    I have pictures of my 09 R1 packed up with a sleeping bag and sitting in your driveway, not sure if that was a stonerstock event, or just a get together to drink our tits off. That was like ten hundred and eighty years ago tho
    that was stonnerstock allright, I was on a rf900 that year. Fun one that year

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    Re: Stonnerstock 2023

    I think all the RF900s are extinct now

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    Re: Stonnerstock 2023

    I'm hoping to get the go ahead this weekend. Hopefully I'll be laying out the deets next week.

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    Re: Stonnerstock 2023

    So yeah, this kinda got put on the back burner over the winter. I should be getting together with the dude this weekend. Hoping we can pull this off!

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    Re: Stonnerstock 2023

    Quote Originally Posted by Stoneman View Post
    So yeah, this kinda got put on the back burner over the winter. I should be getting together with the dude this weekend. Hoping we can pull this off!
    Let's go!

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    Re: Stonnerstock 2023

    Looking forward to updates .

    You know John boy and I are around to help with any logistics .

    Probably a keg also , you know for around the burnout board .

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    Re: Stonnerstock 2023

    I'm all over it. But this all hinges on the property owner. Really hoping to work out the deets this weekend with him.

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    Re: Stonnerstock 2023

    just bring a bottle of the GOOD STUFF and some $75 1/8 smoke to convince him...


    well, that's how I negotiate......

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    Re: Stonnerstock 2023

    Okay...so, I'm gonna go easy on him this year. The place used to be nothing other than a party campground, but it's mellowed more than quite a bit. So while "Stonnerstock" won't be in full swing THIS YEAR, we're still gonna be hanging there, drinking our collective titties off, and schmoking like Canadian wildfires...

    Now, before anyone starts calling for reservations there's a couple things you'll need to know about the place. First and most importantly, don't expect much. It's basically a rundown old campground that's far beyond it's heyday with absolutely no amenities other than ice, a couple shower houses, a couple shitters, and a few porta-potties are scattered around. No pool, pond, tennis nor pickleball court, no camp store, nothing like that.

    There's plenty of tent sites, but RV sites are limited. Some sites have water, a few sites have electricity, fewer sites have both. There is a dumpstation out front and a place to fill your camper if you're not lucky enough to get a site with water. Generators are okay - fuck, you can run them all damn day/night if you want so long as it doesn't piss off whomever you're next to.

    There is no "quiet time". The only rules he really has are NO FIREWORKS, NO ATTITUDES, NO LITTERING. And cousin, I'm here to tell you he enforces those HARD. We've seen him kick people out at 3:30 in the morning when he saw their site was littered with beer cans, liquor bottles and food scraps. Same goes for dickheads arguing and getting rowdy (in a confrontational way) - we've helped escort people out in the middle of the day during NASCAR weekend.

    The campground is 2 miles north of the main entrance to NHMS. There's plenty of stores & such for supplies and what not. Fuck, you can find a Dollar General basically every couple of miles around there!

    I can't stress enough how primitive the campground is. If you're thinking about getting a site, just know there's not much going on there other than what WE make of it. When I call it a rundown old campground it's no exaggeration. It IS literally an old rundown campground. However, to put everyone's mind at ease we leave our camper there year 'round and spend A LOT of time there. Besides Big Shirl & I, there's only 3 other year 'rounders. And two of them are situated up with us in a private area of the campground.

    For you mere mortals, the campground is basically a weekend only thing. Although I'm sure if you wanted a few days during the week and dropped my name he'd be cool with that. Last I knew he charges $20 per person per night for Bike Week. Oddly, about the only thing he'll reserve is the fact that you will indeed have a place to stay. Unfortunately he's not one for holding certain specific sites, camper or not. But *WE* MAY be able to help personally as long as you're not too picky. LOL!

    Nightly fires will likely be going on up at our little private slice of heaven and will be open to all. We have one of the larger fire pits on the property and firewood is usually not a concern for us. There are firepits at most campsites as well.

    So if it feels like your kinda place or the type of place where you can rest for a night or a few, give him a call. He's the crusty old sort, so bear with him. And he likes to fuck with ya. Again, bear with him.

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    EDIT: Forgot to mention, it's cash only

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    Re: Stonnerstock 2023

    If anyone is looking to get in touch with him, let me know first so I can let him know you're with us.

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    Re: Stonnerstock 2023

    So, if i'm reading this correctly, your saying don't expect avocado toast & kombucha tea for breakfast....

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    Re: Stonnerstock 2023

    Quote Originally Posted by FriskyDingo View Post
    So, if i'm reading this correctly, your saying don't expect avocado toast & kombucha tea for breakfast....
    There's nothing on this planet that would make me want that!

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    Re: Stonnerstock 2023

    If you're planning on staying a night or two with us, don't wait to call. He's been getting calls for spots. Don't forget to mention that Stoner told you to call!

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    Re: Stonnerstock 2023

    If I can find someone to take care of our 2 dogs for a day, I may try and make a day trip up on the bike.

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    Re: Stonnerstock 2023

    Is this a nudist camp?

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    Re: Stonnerstock 2023

    Quote Originally Posted by R7 View Post
    If I can find someone to take care of our 2 dogs for a day, I may try and make a day trip up on the bike.
    Fuckin' do it! We'll be there both weekends and most likely Thu - Sun the 2nd weekend, although I plan to spend time at the track that weekend. Let me know. It would be awesome to see you!

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    Re: Stonnerstock 2023

    Quote Originally Posted by Gixxer View Post
    Is this a nudist camp?
    Technically no. However, about 10 years ago someone sent up an enormous tent city and brought in a couple strippers and threw an outrageous bash. And the last NASCAR weekend brought with it a couple that found it necessary to do an acoustic campfire set late night in the buff. Wasn't too thrilled about the hairy hippie dude, but the gal looked pretty damned good...

    You can go for it if you like. The results could go one of a few ways:
    - You may be applauded for your I-don't-give-a-fuck attitude
    - You may get your ass kicked & tossed out
    - It may go unnoticed


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    Re: Stonnerstock 2023

    Quote Originally Posted by Stoneman View Post
    - It may go unnoticed
    *The Irish have left the chat*

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    Re: Stonnerstock 2023

    Quote Originally Posted by Stoneman View Post
    Wasn't too thrilled about the hairy hippie dude, but the gal looked pretty damned good...

    You can go for it if you like. The results could go one of a few ways:
    - You may be applauded for your I-don't-give-a-fuck attitude
    - You may get your ass kicked & tossed out
    - It may go unnoticed

    What about if the hairy hippie dude was cleaned up and shaven?
    Been thinking about buying a dude pruner, this could push me over the edge. You know, trimming the hedges makes the tree look bigger…
    Maybe joking, or maybe not

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    Re: Stonnerstock 2023

    Quote Originally Posted by R7 View Post
    What about if the hairy hippie dude was cleaned up and shaven?
    Been thinking about buying a dude pruner, this could push me over the edge. You know, trimming the hedges makes the tree look bigger…
    Maybe joking, or maybe not

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    Re: Stonnerstock 2023

    He's been getting phone calls, but none have mentioned my name yet. It's only $20/ night per person, but I'm pretty sure if you drop my name it may be even less. And while he may give you shit for mentioning my name, it'll pretty much get you a spot.

    We'll be there this afternoon thru Monday if anyone wants to stop by and check it out. Interwebz is kinda sketchy up at our site, but I'll see if I can get some pics up. We'll be out riding Sunday, but we'll be there this afternoon & tonight and pretty much all day tomorrow.

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    Re: Stonnerstock 2023

    what's the deal on visitors?

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    Re: Stonnerstock 2023

    Quote Originally Posted by RandyO View Post
    what's the deal on visitors?
    They visit.










    You show up. If anyone is kicking around out front, let them know you're there to see us (look for a short psycho Santa looking dude). He may have you sign a waiver (we may have a handful at our site). Then you come find us. HINT: we're up on the hill where the signs say DO NOT ENTER & PRIVATE WAY. That's where you come up to see us.

    Basically, pull up to the office. If no one is around, just follow the road around. Once you go past the depilated stage area we're just a little ways (maybe 100 yards) up the road to the left. Take a left at the PRIVATE WAY sign, you can't miss us...

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    Re: Stonnerstock 2023

    So just so I'm clear....

    - No huge bonfire made out of pallets?

    - No rolling burnouts?

    - No bands?

    - No nudity?

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    I'm out

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    Re: Stonnerstock 2023

    - No huge bonfire made out of pallets? If so, it would likely be out front. Otherwise, typical camp fire stuff at the sites

    - No rolling burnouts? I guess you could. But there's absolutely no pavement. And my burnout board finally fell apart

    - No bands? There's an occasional drop-by from a bandmember who sometimes does a cool little one-man show

    - No nudity? Never said that...

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