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If you are interested in attending, please read everything in this post. I know it's a bible but unlike that book, this one will actually benefit you by reading it.
WHEN: October 1, 2 & 3
WHERE: About 30 min from NHMS in Epsom, NH
Okay, with that outta the way...
While I was originally going to create a group for this or invite folks based on my personal selection, I've deduced that the people who know they are welcome into my home will know that this invite is for them. Rather than send a PM and mistakenly forget people or create a group that I'm too simply lazy to set up and manage, this thread will make it very easy to avoid all that.
Also, if you have any doubt in your mind about whether or not you're invited into my home then I'm guessing this invite isn't for you. Feel free to PM regardless. You won't know unless you ask.
A few details:
--When you arrive, please don't tell me how awesome my house is. I know it's awesome, that's why I fucking bought it!
--Keep your low-rider in the garage because sections of the road to the house are a real bitch.
--October 1st is intended to be an open house day/ evening. Feel free to stop in, hang out or whatever. BFF's can stay overnight if they wish and in case you are wondering, I will define BFF as "if you have piloted any of my motorcycles, I have offered to you to pilot any of my motorcycles or I have lent you any of my tools". There will likely be some adjustments made to this but for meow Stoneman and family is the only exception.
--October 2nd I am racing and will be up and out early. Only BFF's will be allowed to remain during the day if they desire. Don't be offended if you are not a BFF, just work harder at it. I will return around 4pm. You are welcome to show up anytime after that.
--Fire pit, drinking, eating and laughing will be required. All attendees are invited and encouraged to stay over. There is plenty of room but only a few beds so bring bedding and, if you feel like camping for some reason, bring a tent.
--October 3rd expect a yummy breakfast.
--(somewhat) MATURE ATTENDEES ONLY! If you are already an idiot or get liquored up and turn into an idiot, save yourself from being handled and just stay home. Projectile puking is fine and running around naked is fine, putting holes in my walls and creating dramas with my guests is not.
--Please do not hesitate to bring gifts in the form of your favorite liquor/ mixed drink. There is a wet bar that is partially stocked at the moment but I am not committing the funds to stock everything under the sun. Sorry.
--There will be some beer stocked in the bar-fridge. Expect Newcastle, offerings from Red Hook and Sammy A. as well as a few other micro-breweries I haven't decided on, however please feel free to bring your own beer as well. With two fridges in the house I'm sure there will be room.
--PM, text, e-mail or call for my address.
--If you have questions or suggestions do not hesitate to voice them!!
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Originally Posted by Pookie
