Are you addicted?

[hammadown]

Hey I have shaved about 2 minutes off my commute thanks to those!

[Crash Dummy Denno]

Hey I have shaved about 2 minutes off my commute thanks to those!

Lloyd: I'm only human, Harry! Come on! Stop being a baby. So we backtracked a tad!

Harry: A tad? A tad, Lloyd? You drove almost a sixth of the way across the country in the wrong direction! Now we don't have enough money to get to Aspen, we don't have enough money to get home, we don't have enough money to eat, we don't have enough money to sleep!

Lloyd: Well, it's not gonna do us any good sitting here whining about it. We're in a hole. We're just going to have to dig ourselves out.

[hammadown]

Lloyd: I'm only human, Harry! Come on! Stop being a baby. So we backtracked a tad!

Harry: A tad? A tad, Lloyd? You drove almost a sixth of the way across the country in the wrong direction! Now we don't have enough money to get to Aspen, we don't have enough money to get home, we don't have enough money to eat, we don't have enough money to sleep!

Lloyd: Well, it's not gonna do us any good sitting here whining about it. We're in a hole. We're just going to have to dig ourselves out.

Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any gayer, you go and do something like this...and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!

[Tricky Mike]

You refer to the bottom of your driveway as "Turn 1"

[Kitt]

You refer to the bottom of your driveway as "Turn 1"

haha nice...

cool avatar too

[Currently]

You refer to the bottom of your driveway as "Turn 1"

You have a Bridgeport in your basement and justify its existance by making custom bike parts!

[Tricky Mike]

You have a Bridgeport in your basement and justify its existance by making custom bike parts!

The defendant pleads guilty, Your Honor...

[bostongixxer]

The defendant pleads guilty, Your Honor...

Should have consulted your attorney first...

[KB]

When a fellow racer is riding in your car and says "You drive like my teenage sister. You go fast, you brake late, you scare me" My reply is "I'm driving the race line, you're scared? Pussy!!"

KB

[KB]

For real, man. As the resident NESR fag, change the collor of that thing. It looks to much like the "pink triangle." And hell, *I* don't even rock those.

Change the color? WTF frikin gay guys always trying to bring the man down. I say keep the pink and the triangle!!

KB

[Tricky Mike]

Should have consulted your attorney first...

Be careful what you wish for, my friend

[Crash Dummy Denno]

You refer to the bottom of your driveway as "Turn 1"

When a fellow racer is riding in your car and says "You drive like my teenage sister. You go fast, you brake late, you scare me" My reply is "I'm driving the race line, you're scared? Pussy!!"

KB

my 2 fav so far

first is clever

second makes me giggle aloud






you complain about your mother's pit in/ pit out procedure at the Mcdonalds drive thru


(i tried)

[978chris]

driveway turn 1 wins.


and what dumb fag thought up a pink triangle as the best symbol to represent homos?

i'm not gay, i happen to love pink triangles.

shouldn't it be a picture of a big cock or something?

[Tricky Mike]

driveway turn 1 wins.

For the record, I didn't make it up...
I saw a funny "you know you're a racer if: " list at one point... Maybe 2 years ago? I'm pretty sure it was on it. I'm a 2nd-string bush-league, unoriginal bastid.

[Crash Dummy Denno]

For the record, I didn't make it up...
I saw a funny "you know you're a racer if: " list at one point... Maybe 2 years ago? I'm pretty sure it was on it. I'm a 2nd-string bush-league, unoriginal bastid.

stop it, you're great

[Doc]

Found these... Adapted from a car site...


When something falls off of your bike, you wonder how much weight you just saved.

You change engine oil every other week.

You thoroughly enjoy showing the tailgater behind how to drive around a highway off-ramp

Your racing budget is one of the big three -- mortgage, bike payments/maintenance, dating.

Your email address refers to your race bike rather than to you

You walk proper lines through the grocery store

You've paid $4.00 a gallon for gas without complaining

You have enough spare parts to build another bike

You save broken bike parts as "offerings to the Gods of speed"

[978chris]

You thoroughly enjoy showing the tailgater behind how to drive around a highway off-ramp

I prefer slamming on my brakes and calling "squirrel". My Civic and Explorer still hold testament to this preference when viewed from behind.

My Jetta has a nice front right corner from some asshole trying to cut me off in the fast lane. I chose gas pedal instead of brake.

In each case the State Police ticketed the other drivers. Weird fucking laws you got out here, considering intent on my part in both cases.

I'm learning how to drive like you guys though.

[gmdboston]

Oh, I'd defnedly get honor.

Wait, what?

"So which is it? on her or off her?"

"Definitely on her your Honor, that's the best offer I've had all day!"

[Pittenger5]

You havent even put your street bike away for the winter, and you're already counting down the days till April.

Its november, 1 month closer to april!