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I can't drive 55.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rmbbikes View Post
    WHAT WOULD YOU DO???

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    That's an easy one for me, I would do what benefits the greater good of all in our sport.

    I would re-raffle it and donate all the proceeds to Connor's fund.

    If you do, I will donate $50 to the Connor fund in your name, no tickets required.

    Anybody gonna join me?

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    Keep it. Race it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny B View Post
    Keep it. Race it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Smooth R6 View Post
    whats funny is..if it werent for the taped up headlight... i wouldnt be able to tell it was being raced

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    Quote Originally Posted by SVRACER01 View Post
    whats funny is..if it werent for the taped up headlight... i wouldnt be able to tell it was being raced
    Don't laugh, Oxx. The Soho Vespa factory team takes themselves very seriously. Here's some more stuff from the last race held at the Frontier Land Road Course, no longer around since the Bahres built a chopper pad right in the middle of the paddock area. It utilized some of that 5 lane road you see just before you get to the track. Dave Roper had the lap record at about 1:00.00, he preferred that track over the NHIS course! Some of you might recognize Nick Kornfeld, the Starter.







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    I think the Tech Inspector will make you remove the spare tire, though.


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    So I registered the scooter today. It cost a whole $7 bucks. I adjusted the clutch, the front brake and the shifter cables. I then checked the air pressure in the tires. Checked the fuel. Mounted the MOPED plate, and off I went.

    I was having a blast. I rode around Manchester for a good hour or so having a great time. People were like wow that's cool. I'm was really enjoying the scooter riding around thinking that Connor was with me having the same good time. I was smiling the whole time.

    Then I figured i'd hit elm street and cruise it on the scoot. Well that's when the fun ended. I get the 2 teenage punks on BMX bikes who while I was sitting at a light decided that I would be fun to pick on. First was one kid "Hey I'm surprised that thing can carry your fat ass around" ME: "Hey how bout I park this scooter and kick your ass?" 2nd LITTLE PUNK "Shut up you bitch, you and your scooter is gay"

    Light changes I take off thinking this sucks. What a downer. I was having a great time enjoying the ride, the scooter, and the thought that Connor was looking down and enjoying the ride with me, and these little fucks ruin it.

    Next light "Hey nice scooter homo" from 2 rednecks in a truck. ME "It's a 1964 VESPA it's a classic." REDNECKS "Yeah well it's still gay"

    Light changes and I'm off again.

    What the fuck is wrong with people. So what if I'm fat, and it's a scooter. I was having the time of my life. Enjoying the ride, the day, the moment. Then these fucking tools ruin it. People suck, I don't get it. Is it that they are just jealous? That they don't know how to enjoy life, so they shit on others. I'm bummed they ruined my day, my ride, my fun. FUCK PEOPLE.

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    Shoulda asked them if they wanted a ride, that usually shuts people up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rmbbikes View Post
    First was one kid "Hey I'm surprised that thing can carry your fat ass around" ME: "Hey how bout I park this scooter and kick your ass?" 2nd LITTLE PUNK "Shut up you bitch, you and your scooter is gay"
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    thats a great exchange

    if its any consellation KB i think you're gay with or without the vespa!

    who gives a shit what people say - rock the vespa!

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    That is the funniest damn thing I have ever read. I called all of my co-workers over to read it and laugh, too.

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    Great story, fuck the rednecks, just enjoy it.

    And pick this up for future spare parts. 1964 Vespa GS160 Scooter

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    haha...good story but that sucks...i hate people.. you know if any one of them was tooling around on one they'd a have an ear to ear grin....keep riding, fuck them....

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    Quote Originally Posted by rmbbikes View Post

    Then I figured i'd hit elm street and cruise it on the scoot. Well that's when the fun ended. I get the 2 teenage punks on BMX bikes who while I was sitting at a light decided that I would be fun to pick on. First was one kid "Hey I'm surprised that thing can carry your fat ass around" ME: "Hey how bout I park this scooter and kick your ass?" 2nd LITTLE PUNK "Shut up you bitch, you and your scooter is gay"
    oh, the irony!!!!

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    Rock the Vespa! That's the best advice I've heard around here in a long time.

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    maybe it needs a little "flair". its white right? maybe a red and a blue racing stripe (off center) and a round #plate with 53 on it.

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    I have been rocking it. I took it to the sotre today. Took it to get subs. fuck gear, just fire it up hop on and go.

    People are just jealous!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny B View Post
    I think the Tech Inspector will make you remove the spare tire, though.

    The one on the Vespa or the one on KB?????


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    Ouch you cut me deep Joel.

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    Damn... and Joel's race number is 300 for a reason!

    I am gonna lose my spare this winter... who wants to have a lil competition?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    Damn... and Joel's race number is 300 for a reason!

    I am gonna lose my spare this winter... who wants to have a lil competition?

    You win!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rmbbikes View Post
    Ouch you cut me deep Joel.

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    I am truly sorry that I may have offended you. Apparently I hit a soft spot (Insert Pillsbury Dough Boy sound here)....................

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    I din't know it was you KB ya homo, vespas are great fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tls25rs View Post
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    I am truly sorry that I may have offended you. Apparently I hit a soft spot (Insert Pillsbury Dough Boy sound here)....................

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    It's ok I still love you!!

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