Caption contest $$

[Kitt]

The winner of the caption contest will receive one crisp 2001 dollar bill at the next race, paid in full by denoo himself, and autographed by dolla bill.

As you all know, db thinks delilah wants to eat him... this weekend she scared the shit out of him... literally. She looked at him and he made a mess of the garage floor, paparazzi pete has the footage.

Peace talks took place over alcohol.

[Pittenger5]

My god thats a good looking creature in that picture.

The dog I meant, not me.

[ThisBitch]

"So uh.... you like peanutbutter?"

[Pittenger5]

Me and Delilah came to an agreement, she wont eat me, and I will try my best to not look like something delectable to eat. Thus, the undercooked looking legs. She'd get like salmonella if she tried to eat that.

[scottieducati]

"Guess which one shat all over the garage floor..."

[Pittenger5]

One of us may have made a mess on the floor, but Denno had to clean it up, what does that make him! HA

[Jaynnus]

One of us may have made a mess on the floor, but Denno had to clean it up, what does that make him! HA

Super Pooper-Scooper Denno

[OreoGaborio]

I've come up with better....

[Kitt]

I've come up with better....

[Doc]

"If he throws up the bunny ears I swear to god I'll bite his nose off"

[CitizenFrye]

As we hear the tell tell sound of snapping latex.

[Jenni]

"grrr i'll git you my pretty and your little dog too! "

[The Crashing Tomato]

"One Miiiilliiion Dollars or Precious will find her way to your jewels"