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    gixxer6 is sick


    Heath just called and informed me the doctors have diagnosed him with Ghono-numoniasyphilitis.

    He has been to the hospital with a temp of 104 and is under heavy medication.

    Post your get well/lost wishes here;

    PS, can anyone look this up and find out what the symptoms and treatment is with this?


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    Get well soon Heath.

    I'll give you a call later tonight. I'm finding out the scoop on what exactly you got.

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    gixxer6 is sick

    Google came up w/ nuthin.... he's faking it

    J/K.... get well soon, bro. There's too many people on here that are sick or hurt

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    Shit bro. Sorry to hear that.. Get well soon buddy..

    Thoughts and prayers as always.

    I'll call you later on too. Damn..

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    Dan, I think you misheard them......I was told he has Herpatitus-siphalaids

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    I heard it was a Non-HIV-Chlamidit-ghona-rectalwartus-clapus-herpa-sypilitic infected hemorrhoid.

    Nothin a lil prep-H can't cure.

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    Originally posted by RSVMILLE661
    I heard it was a Non-HIV-Chlamidit-ghona-rectalwartus-clapus-herpa-sypilitic infected hemorrhoid.

    Nothin a lil prep-H can't cure.

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    Keep it rollin' he'll see it.

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    That's what he gets for hanging out with the sygon hookers!

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    Make sure to double bag it next time, the hepaherpes-syphilrhea is a real bitch.

    Get well soon!

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    ok...so is this for real or is he really sick:

    If for real: get well soon heath. You better be good enough to make it to the next race weekend.

    If a joke: not really surprising since the only way he gets his p-p wet is with those nasty tranny hookers ....

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    According to web MD the only way to contract the above diseases is to sit on something long, narrow and hard for 6-8 laps at a slow rate of speed and a short time in the rain.

    Heath.. we may need to treat your seat with butt paste..

    http://www.nestreetriders.com/forum/...threadid=15812

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    Originally posted by Nikon
    ok...so is this for real or is he really sick:

    If for real: get well soon heath. You better be good enough to make it to the next race weekend.

    If a joke: not really surprising since the only way he gets his p-p wet is with those nasty tranny hookers ....
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    Originally posted by RSVMILLE661
    According to web MD the only way to contract the above diseases is to sit on something long, narrow and hard for 6-8 laps at a slow rate of speed and a short time in the rain.

    Heath.. we may need to treat your seat with butt paste..

    http://www.nestreetriders.com/forum/...threadid=15812
    Beaudreaux's is the SHIZNIT!

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    gixxer6 is sick

    I looked it up and they say a good shot of protien taken anally Is the only cure. He must have taken it orally, thats how he got it in the first place.

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    He never was good with directions.. too many *one-ies* as a teen.

    I mean I suppose its an easy mistake for Heath as he talks out of his ass most times anyway..



    Heath we love ya man..

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    Originally posted by dhuze
    I looked it up and they say a good shot of protien taken anally Is the only cure. He must have taken it orally, thats how he got it in the first place.

    Sounds like he needs an HBI.

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    get well soon cupcake

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    Originally posted by TheIglu
    Sounds like he needs an HBI.
    (i'll bite)

    HBI?

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    Well, if he really is sick, then I'm just a dick.

    But playing along for the fun of it if he isn't.

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    Hope ya feel better soon ya pup.

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    BEST.....









    THREAD....








    EVER!!!!

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    Actually upon further reveiew of the Boston College book of medicine it states..... "......contracting Ghonasyphlaherplaids (AKA: Vagitosis) is quite easy and common(usually in males). Early signs of this are commonly referred to as "The Bailer" (see: old McDonalds commercial) but quickly generates into something far worse like whining, crying and basically bitching about everything possible. These syptoms usually start with phrases that begin with " Dude, i dont feel well..." or "Dude, I gotta go home and......" and especially " The doctor said...." or more commnly " Man, I musta eaten some bad....". If you reconize these syptoms your friend may have a case of Vagitosis and is dire need of a Man-Pon followed by a Man-Pax panty liner for the seat of his car/motorcycle etc. so he does not leak fluids out of his Mangina and stain fabrics. This disease is possible to contract from others who are infected if you do not keep a secure grasp of your manhood and "suck it up" when you need to. Another preventative measure is to eat plenty of RED MEAT, any form is acceptable (raw-charred, how ever you like it)..."

    It goes on but i think we all understand the gist of it right?
    Im sure alot of you who know Heath read those syptoms and are now saying "it was so obvious..why didnt i see it before..I couldve helped"
    dont be so hard on yourself, the book of medicine doesnt list a cure so all we can do is be supportive when those "times of the month" roll around.

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    that gets my vote for Post of the Year

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    Thank you.

    Its all true you know. i wouldnt make that up

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