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I'm the fastest

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    I'm the fastest

    Yep, I'm faster than all of you clowns.

    All you Collision Poops guys and everyone else here.

    I'm faster than you, you, you AND you (you know who you are).

    I'm gonna beat you all, no doubt about it. None of you can ride worth a shit and I'm gonna clean up next season, got it?






















    There, that should start a postfrenzy. Time for bed, I'll check back tomorrow to see what all you slowpokes have written.

    Degsy
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    I'm the fastest

    Oh, and Suzukis suck, as do Yamahas and do I even need to mention that Kawasakis suck?

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    I'm the fastest

    You're just trying to piss Lou off aren't you! Since I'll be one of the slowest and I have nothing to lose I'll be sure NOT to kick your bike off the stand in the pits......as a matter of fact I think I saw Kip playing around over there 5 minutes ago. (originally we sent Gerard and Mike to do it but they couldn't reach.)

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    Originally posted by GuntherRC51
    You're just trying to piss Lou off aren't you! Since I'll be one of the slowest and I have nothing to lose I'll be sure NOT to kick your bike off the stand in the pits......as a matter of fact I think I saw Kip playing around over there 5 minutes ago. (originally we sent Gerard and Mike to do it but they couldn't reach.)
    How's your suspension? Just keep it up!

    Degsy you made fun of my name!

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    I'm the fastest

    Ummm....We are ALL slow......The only fast person at loudon is Scott G.
    So~ Anyone who can't do :11's is SLOW!

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    you little irish git

    in your dreams ya turd

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    I'm the fastest

    Yeah??? Well I'm slower that all you clowns. Whaddya gonna do about THAT??? Yeah, that's exactly what I thought. Can't take THAT very far can ya?


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    TRUTH IS I DONT GIve a fuck ....

    you know if ya got 2 try 2 go faster then ya can't

    cant think about it hows that 1

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    I'm the fastest

    What he fails to recognize, is Degsy got a handgrenade for an engine..Oh it'll be fast alright.

    We have a saying, they are always faster just before they kick the rods outta them!

    On another note....Degsy, Keep me posted with the tuning tweeking, Dyno thing.....

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    Someone tell Beth to keep Degs away from the computer after he has been drinking. He can't even see straight.

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    I'm the fastest

    Yeah, I may be drunk, but you're all slow and when I'm sober, you'll still be slow.

    I'm faster than you all.

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    Looks like we got a Vella wanta be. Next year you will have almost an Xtreme bike and you will still do your (1) 1:18.
    But we will see next year.
    By the way if you pass Lou next year watch out because he will latch on to you and then pass you.

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    Originally posted by kip
    Looks like we got a Vella wanta be. Next year you will have almost an Xtreme bike and you will still do your (1) 1:18.
    But we will see next year.
    By the way if you pass Lou next year watch out because he will latch on to you and then pass you.
    Actually kip, that would be 1:17's and more than 1 of them.

    Just to remind you all, I did 2 Loudon weekends last year. You guys had all year to get down to lower times and I still kicked your asses after 9 months off, shame on you. Now, this year with my MILDLY tuned motor (not a grenade) I should be able to knock a second or so off my times right away. Jeez guys, you're gonna have your work cut out if/when you all decide to stop trophy-hunting in the juniors and come play with the big dogs.

    degs

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    1:17's !!!! Well my bad. I was only told you did a couple of 1:18's and that was it everything was in the 1:19-1:20 range. So if you did do 1:17's I guess I need be quite, because I didn't get into the 1:17's.
    I do remember the only time we were dicing it together #985 did pass you.

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    Yup!
    Degs you are the fastest!

    The fastest mouth!!!



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    That's right Faggen!!!!!!!!!!!!! and yes I'm drunk tonight you little pussy.
    I think I need to pull a Mike thing and ask Desgy were and when he did his 1:17"s? I looked at the LRRS history and the best time I saw was a 1:18.4 for you and the rest were 1:19-1:21's. Maybe I'm looing in the wrong section for times.

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    Originally posted by kip
    That's right Faggen!!!!!!!!!!!!! and yes I'm drunk tonight you little pussy.
    I think I need to pull a Mike thing and ask Desgy were and when he did his 1:17"s? I looked at the LRRS history and the best time I saw was a 1:18.4 for you and the rest were 1:19-1:21's. Maybe I'm looing in the wrong section for times.
    Don't drag me in this. I am done arguing over lap times! I am waiting till this year to see what all the big dogs are running, then we will see who is talking shit!

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    Hey, your the one that got me into looking at the old lap times so your dragged into this also.

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    I'm the fastest

    Most of the real fast guys don't talk shit, so take it how you like.

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    Re: I'm the fastest

    Well according to this thread it looks like NY's fastest isn't really the fastest, now, is he?

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    Nice find Chris.

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    Lol! Classic shit talkin!

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    Re: I'm the fastest

    Quote Originally Posted by Degsy View Post
    Yep, I'm faster than all of you clowns.

    All you Collision Poops guys and everyone else here.

    I'm faster than you, you, you AND you (you know who you are).

    I'm gonna beat you all, no doubt about it. None of you can ride worth a shit and I'm gonna clean up next season, got it?




    There, that should start a postfrenzy. Time for bed, I'll check back tomorrow to see what all you slowpokes have written.

    Degsy
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    Did you get landric customs email yet?? Something about a challenge....I don't know, check with him tho...


    Good luck

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    i would never challenge degsy... well mayby next year

    by then, he'll be older and i'll be faster

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