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(some may be fictional)
Darkchylde: I’d give Jay the taco stamp of approval…. On his face.
Oreogaborio: Blaahaaaaaaaaaaaah Muwaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh…. I only had 17 beers.
Hardcore: I thought I saw a cheese burger at the apex of 12, so I leaned over to pick it up, the next thing I know I’m waking up in the fuckin’ infirmary.
Hessogood: So let me get this straight, they put the tire on backwards? ( I believe it was jay who had a brickstone put on backwards)
Trackdog: So yeah, this one time, I shot myself in the leg.
GMAN226: I set my fastest lap time hung over…oh and won the race.
Gixxer6: Dude, fuckin’ Dude… MOHTAHD! Dude.! (picture the “extreme” guys from Harold and Kumar.)
Legalspeed: So I’ve been a novice for 3 years, its not cherry picking.
Kip: (2 years ago) Yeah my wife knows I do this. (Last year) I dunno why people think a 1:14 is fast?
Peter Kates: (during my penguin school) yeah, chopping the throttle in the middle of a corner is measurable through a bunghole pucker factor algorithm.
Degsy: I am not Scotty Greenwood, as such I do not have super powers in turn 2.
Oxx: Heath quit yer bitchin. Cripes.
Me: Yeah, some safety Nazi in tech inspection said I needed a rear brake that works. WTF, Aprilia’s rear brakes never work, he should know that.