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This is completely stolen, not my work. Very funny though.
Degs
Official LRRS Racing Exam
1. Spell "Loudon"
2. If you see a cop on the track you should:
a. Speed up
b. Give him the finger
c. Turn around because you took a right at turn 2 and now you're on
Rte. 106
3. What is the purpose of an umbrella girl?
a. To advertise Campari
b. To keep herself dry in the torrential NH rains
c. To give your wife yet another excuse to keep you off the track
4. Math question: If racing fuel costs $47.75 for 5 gallons, how many Long Island ice teas exchanges could you make on the fuel saved when your bike craps out with 2 races to go.
5. What percentage of an ambulance ride is covered by your AAA policy?
6. How many spectators typically attend an LRRS event?
a. 10
b. 20
c. Who cares?
7. How long is the racetrack?
a. 1408 fathoms
b. 1/2 of a beer
b. about as long as the run to the bathrooms