Newbie racers unite!

[Pittenger5]

Just bring about 3 credit cards with no balances on them. Youll need them all.

[Kurlon]

Just bring about 3 credit cards with no balances on them. Youll need them all to show to your wife at the end of the weekend with no balances to prove racing can be inexpensive.

There, fixed it so my wife won't kill me should she come across this thread, it even looks sincere.

[Pittenger5]

Just think when youre doing maintenance on your bike what tools do you use. And then throw them out, you wont need those. What you WILL need is that one random tool that only fits one bolt or screw on your bike that NO ONE around you will have, you will then spend hours running to everyone you know looking for it, wait in line at street and comp for 2 hours, be thrilled they have it. Go back to street and comp, tell them you have an 0*5* whatever, not an 94, find out they dont have it. Run around some more, meet a lot of the experts with the same bike as you, find someone that has it, they will then give you about a bajillion tips about things which are actually useful, except by now you are so stressed you wont remember any of them. Finally get back to your pit, start working, the guy next to you will then say, OOOH one of THOSE, I have one right here, I thought yuo meant something else. Commit murder. Do a few years in the pokey. Get out, get a new bike cause youre old one was sold for lawyers fees. Repeat process.

[tls25rs]

Just think when youre doing maintenance on your bike what tools do you use. And then throw them out, you wont need those. What you WILL need is that one random tool that only fits one bolt or screw on your bike that NO ONE around you will have, you will then spend hours running to everyone you know looking for it, wait in line at street and comp for 2 hours, be thrilled they have it. Go back to street and comp, tell them you have an 0*5* whatever, not an 94, find out they dont have it. Run around some more, meet a lot of the experts with the same bike as you, find someone that has it, they will then give you about a bajillion tips about things which are actually useful, except by now you are so stressed you wont remember any of them. Finally get back to your pit, start working, the guy next to you will then say, OOOH one of THOSE, I have one right here, I thought yuo meant something else. Commit murder. Do a few years in the pokey. Get out, get a new bike cause youre old one was sold for lawyers fees. Repeat process.

Man, if only we all had half the racing talent equivalent of some of the creativeness that is used to come up with these posts. You guys definitely keep me entertained with this stuff. (Though I must say this is a pretty accurate description of trying to fix a problem on a race weekend)

Keep up the good work!

Joel

[Doc]

Bump for the rookie novices...

[BLACK SQUIRREL]

Bump for the rookie novices...

Are you racing this year?

[Doc]

I will be racing in limited engagements this year. (3 maybe 4 weekends)

Having tryouts this year for a racer I will sponsor next year.

[eboos]

How did I not see this thread last fall?

[BLACK SQUIRREL]

I will be racing in limited engagements this year. (3 maybe 4 weekends)

Having tryouts this year for a racer I will sponsor next year.

Speaking of sponsorship?


I need a Hawk to ride in Daytona in November

[GixerJockey]

Bump for the rookie novices...

You bumped a thread, with five pages of Hamma hitting on NGC... And NGC dodging his advances, for what reason exactly???


Thanks Doc, this thread was very helpful indeed. I now know that the entire infield uses Dan's compressor.

[daviid]

Speaking of sponsorship?


I need a Hawk to ride in Daytona in November

you're gonna be late

[BLACK SQUIRREL]

you're gonna be late

October?

[Doc]

You bumped a thread, with five pages of Hamma hitting on NGC... And NGC dodging his advances, for what reason exactly???


Thanks Doc, this thread was very helpful indeed. I now know that the entire infield uses Dan's compressor.

Bumped it for the title... I didn't read the whole friggin thing.


Although that bit of info about Dan's "compressor" might prove useful. :

[Evil_Weasel]

Having tryouts this year for a racer I will sponsor next year.

so, uh... how are you liking that kimber???

[Doc]

so, uh... how are you liking that kimber???

I haven't even shot it yet.

You do well this year and you are in the running to become a part of Hawk Nation and run my bike in 2010.

Stay tuned for a formal announcement soon.

[hammadown]

You bumped a thread, with five pages of Hamma hitting on NGC... And NGC dodging his advances, for what reason exactly???


Thanks Doc, this thread was very helpful indeed. I now know that the entire infield uses Dan's compressor.

At least Im not a tainted tank licker. I like girls.

[GixerJockey]

At least Im not a tainted tank licker. I like girls.

I'll be right back...


I've gotta run out to my truck and rub my junk on some radiator guards and rear number plates...

Shouldn't take long

[ThisBitch]

I want my 10 minutes back. Jesus christ.

I will NEVER complain about not being treated like a girl again.

[seth399]

^hahaa, I can't believe I read this shit either. I only realized by page 2 that it was from 07...Doc are you stil sponsoring someone? I don't ask for much, just CASH