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Oh Melissa Paris...

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    Oh Melissa Paris...

    Wowza. I Melissa Paris and she just commented in one of my threads on a CA forum... OMFG. I'm gonna faint. I have a serious girl crush. She kicks ass.


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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

    yup, she's a hottie.


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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

    ^I concur.

    Over at R6Live, we sponsored her for a race back in May.

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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

    I have a man crush on her.

    And Elena Myers, but not till shes 18.

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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

    She is my facebook friend.

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    She rides like a girl.

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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

    Melissa has lurked in here too.

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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

    After seeing her in person last year at VIR, I've concluded that she is one of the hottest women in the world...probably top 3 in my book.

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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

    Passed her, twice. Did a tail tap too. She's slow....

    ...but definitely hot.

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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

    Quote Originally Posted by Pittenger5 View Post
    I have a man crush on her.

    And Elena Myers, but not till shes 18.


    Yeah, Elena is cool

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    One time Micheal Jackson came over to use my bathroom.

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    I commented on GSP's facebook and he (or whomever handles it for him) commented back. I almost wrecked my panties.

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    jealous <3

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    I commented on GSP's facebook and he (or whomever handles it for him) commented back. I almost wrecked my panties.
    He is gay.

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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

    Does it really matter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by scottieducati
    Passed her, twice. Did a tail tap too. She's slow....

    ...but definitely hot.
    I'd tap her tail, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonny Rocket View Post
    He is gay.
    I'd still let him put the P in the V.



    And he's most definitely NOT gay. When I met him before I even really knew what UFC was, he was all over this chick at a club called Tangerine in Vegas.

    I just really want him to put the boots to me in those vale tudo shorts.

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    Who the fuck is Melissa Paris?

    KB

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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

    google ??
    http://www.melissaparis.com/bio.php









    Yes, Josh Hayes wifey

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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

    She's kinda cute in a boyish sorta way. nh

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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

    She's a FB friend.
    And Scottie...I hope you were kiddin'?

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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

    Thanks for the pix Steve!

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    Who the fuck is Melissa Paris?

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    She's a non-attractive racer that NESR obsesses with because most of them haven't spelled a woman since they were breast fed.

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    She's a non-attractive racer that NESR obsesses with because most of them haven't spelled a woman since they were breast fed.
    Spelled a woman?

    Melissa is hot, talented, and nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricklidz
    She's a FB friend.

    And Scottie...I hope you were kiddin'?
    He isn't. I saw him do it. It was his second or third session of the day and her first or second lap. She pulled in to get away from him.

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