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Oh Melissa Paris...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Femmekat View Post


    Hey! When we gonna do a track day together? I'm at Buttonwillow this Friday! I think Jro is gonna be there too...
    werd, buttonwillow this friday. You watch any of those vids Lauren? frigging track has had more reconstruction patches than Heidi Montag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -jro- View Post
    ... frigging track has had more reconstruction patches than Heidi Montag...
    does it have the big... ah... elevation changes???

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    Quote Originally Posted by FirstDuc-1098 View Post
    does it have the big... ah... elevation changes???
    nope, just craggy gross looking surfaces mwhahahaha

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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

    Quote Originally Posted by -jro- View Post
    werd, buttonwillow this friday. You watch any of those vids Lauren? frigging track has had more reconstruction patches than Heidi Montag.
    Yeah...watched the vids...those big patches are distracting...as well as the side roads you can take. Did you get my link to the map of configuration #13? I posted it in that thread...

    If you hear any "rider off course" "No, she didn't crash, just took the wrong turn" thats prolly me...

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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

    Quote Originally Posted by Femmekat View Post


    Hey! When we gonna do a track day together? I'm at Buttonwillow this Friday! I think Jro is gonna be there too...
    Well, I tore the cornea in my right eye and can't even drive at the moment, so I'm gonna guess Friday is a no-go.

    I vote that we do one at Laguna!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThisBitch View Post
    Well, I tore the cornea in my right eye and can't even drive at the moment, so I'm gonna guess Friday is a no-go.

    I vote that we do one at Laguna!
    Awww.... sorry, that sucks! What's the prognosis?

    I would love to ride Laguna, but they have strict db requirements and we would all have to swap out our exhausts for "OEM or quieter" or you will get flagged off the track...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Femmekat View Post
    Awww.... sorry, that sucks! What's the prognosis?

    I would love to ride Laguna, but they have strict db requirements and we would all have to swap out our exhausts for "OEM or quieter" or you will get flagged off the track...
    My exhaust is stock


    As far as my eye, its supposed to heal itself within a few days. I was rough housing with the Boxer and she punched me right in the eye. Guess I know why they call them Boxers

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThisBitch View Post
    My exhaust is stock


    As far as my eye, its supposed to heal itself within a few days. I was rough housing with the Boxer and she punched me right in the eye. Guess I know why they call them Boxers
    Get better soon!

    I do have a stock can laying around... Let me know when, and I'll be there!

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    Watch the candystripes at buttonwillow, slick as hell. I spun up the rear on the zx10 continental gave me to ride. It did have eleventy-zillion hp though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Degsy View Post
    Watch the candystripes at buttonwillow, slick as hell. I spun up the rear on the zx10 continental gave me to ride. It did have eleventy-zillion hp though.
    Thanks Degsy! You guys did the Conti tire test with the Track Club there, right? Any other pointers for this track?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Femmekat View Post
    Thanks Degsy! You guys did the Conti tire test with the Track Club there, right? Any other pointers for this track?
    If you go into my friends on facebook and look for Everett, he's my old roommate and is an expert WERA and AFM racer and spends a lot of time there. He's a good resource.

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    Get back to Melissa Paris.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bostongixxer View Post
    Get back to Melissa Paris.
    She's hawt

    Happy now?

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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

    Quote Originally Posted by Femmekat View Post
    She's hawt

    Happy now?
    Thank you. Though, if you're the person I'm thinking of from the TTD on 10/5 blue group...you're pretty hawt too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bostongixxer View Post
    Thank you. Though, if you're the person I'm thinking of from the TTD on 10/5 blue group...you're pretty hawt too.
    Hey, take it to the 'which NESRian' thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by FirstDuc-1098 View Post
    Hey, take it to the 'which NESRian' thread
    Yeah!


    When it comes to lauren... totally would

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    And by hot Aussie motocrosser I mean this girl:
    http://www.erinnormoyle.com/
    Boner!

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    Thats a porn site without nudity...Give it a few years.

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    Last press release from 2006??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chippertheripper View Post
    And by hot Aussie motocrosser I mean this girl:
    http://www.erinnormoyle.com/
    Boner!
    Wait...there are motorcycles on that site?

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    When you set up for turn 2, keep wide right and take a long angle straight through the the esses on the brakes.

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    Dude, she's 16.....




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    Im in FL, the age of consent HAS to be like 7 here

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