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Oh Melissa Paris...

  1. 10-22-10, 09:39 PM #26
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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

    Does she like dudes?

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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

    Quote Originally Posted by Femmekat View Post
    Wowza. I Melissa Paris and she just commented in one of my threads on a CA forum... OMFG. I'm gonna faint. I have a serious girl crush. She kicks ass.

    How about a link to the thread?

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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

    Quote Originally Posted by obsolete View Post
    Does she like dudes?
    She is married to Josh Hayes

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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

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    She's a non-attractive racer that NESR obsesses with because most of them haven't spelled a woman since they were breast fed.
    How the fuck do you spell a woman?

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  5. 10-23-10, 12:29 AM #30
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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

    A [space] W O M A N

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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

    Quote Originally Posted by ThisBitch View Post


    I commented on GSP's facebook and he (or whomever handles it for him) commented back. I almost wrecked my panties.
    who the fuck is GSP?

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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

    George saint piere . . . UFC fighter

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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

    Quote Originally Posted by Danz19899 View Post
    George saint piere . . . UFC fighter
    You mean that gay guy?

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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

    Quote Originally Posted by bergs View Post
    You mean that gay guy?
    Them's fightin words.

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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

    Quote Originally Posted by Rambunctous View Post
    How about a link to the thread?

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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

    [QUOTE=scottieducati;984636]Passed her, twice. Did a tail tap too. She's slow....

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    Well at least her and Lauren have something in common

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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

    Quote Originally Posted by Awesome View Post
    One time Micheal Jackson came over to use my bathroom.
    No... but his sister did!

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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

    Quote Originally Posted by VinceF2 View Post
    No... but his sister did!

    I'd rather bang Josh Hayes. She's like a 12yr old boy.

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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

    [quote=G21forme;985153]
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    Passed her, twice. Did a tail tap too. She's slow....

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    Well at least her and Lauren have something in common
    Its more than you and I ever had

    I know you are desperate for attention, but do you really have to go around posting in all my threads just to be an ass? I dumped you in real life, do I really have to do it on NESR too? I know you want a reaction, and I shouldn't give you the satisfaction, but really...

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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

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    Its more than you and I ever had

    I know you are desperate for attention, but do you really have to go around posting in all my threads just to be an ass? I dumped you in real life, do I really have to do it on NESR too? I know you want a reaction, and I shouldn't give you the satisfaction, but really...

    Edit...Oh, I get it know

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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

    um yeah it was just a friendly ing

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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

    Quote Originally Posted by Chippertheripper View Post
    She's kinda cute in a boyish sorta way. nh
    So are you. Tee Hee!

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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kurtz View Post
    A [space] W O M A N
    This thread is about space women?

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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

    lmao about the banter you toads, I checked the bio on Elena Myers if she doesn't get to hurt she we will be reading lots more about her, has balls on the track for a girl, that slow shit is a lie the race results show it. just another space women to be spelled

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    Lets not forget that Aussie mxer chick...bombshell.

    Oh Stuart, you really know your way into a mans pants.

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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

    Update: Melissa Paris is selling a used Ikea guest bed on CL!

    (I'm not a stalker, I swear)

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    UPDATE: Lauren is laying face down on the mattress of an Ikea guest bed sniffing it.

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    Re: Oh Melissa Paris...

    Quote Originally Posted by ThisBitch View Post
    UPDATE: Lauren is laying face down on the mattress of an Ikea guest bed sniffing it.


    Hey! When we gonna do a track day together? I'm at Buttonwillow this Friday! I think Jro is gonna be there too...

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