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Race Report Dollar Bill Style!

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    Race Report Dollar Bill Style!

    Ok, I've never done one of these, but I had an awesome weekend, and I'm kinda drunk now, so I'll give it a shot
    Saturday practice. I think I got out, cant remember
    Saturday, race 9 LWSM. Them damn motards are fucking fast off the line, I hate them. So about 4 get by me on the start, I hang around for a bit, then they're gone. I ride in circles for about 8 laps, finish 7th. First nonmotard. Personal best 1:29.2. Sounds good.
    Sunday, Dan's not feeling well, offers to let me ride his bike. I think I'm just feeling funky, or maybe its my lucky Straight Cash Homey tshirt and turtles driving race cars boxer shorts that make me break my personal, dont ride other peoples shit rule, but regardless, take out the SV. Holy fuck is that thing fun. It can lean, accellerate, and who knew motorcycles have brakes! So I go fool around during practice, yah, it was fun. Best part, passing EXs all over, yah, the shoe was on the other foot, I liked it.
    Race 1: GTL. Was gonna take the EX out as usual, look at grids a TON of SVs, fuck it, I'll ride the SV. Cruise around have some fun, keep a main group in front of me for a while, they loose me after a bit. Felt like I was slipping, those things are a LOT more work, turns out my times we're consistant the whole race, improve my personal best to a 1:28.8, finish 11th out of 17, sounds good.
    Race 7: PTwins. Lots of new people, my main usual competition isnt there, fuck it, I'm taking this shit. Right out of the gate, start flogging that bitch like its never been flogged. Apparently I managed a good lead early, but no one bothers telling me, passing people all over, apparently some people dont like being taken on the inside of 3, but aint no one taking this one from me. Never been more nervous than the last 1/2 of the last lap. The only thing I could think was dont crash dont crash dont crash. Easily the most stressful 1/2 lap I've ever done. Dont crash. Finish first in PTwins, my very first win ever! So pumped. Nothing better than cruising through 3 and see the Alley contingency cheering and knowing I did them well. Oh and I should mention that one of the Alley members somehow convinced them to announce the winner of the race as Dollar Bill during the trophy presentation, that made me laugh, good job boys.

    Oh, and I humped damn near every bike and person that came near garage 9 this weekend. I was in a humping mood, so if you didnt like it, sorry.
    Denno liked it though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pookie View Post
    My favorite was you going through T2 with your eyes closed.

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    Re: Race Report Dollar Bill Style!

    I'm confused.

    I think what you meant is:

    "I won NV production twins bitch"

    Congrats DB.

    BTW - and the funniest part was you receiving your trophy...and I quote..."and in first place for novice production twins is Dollar Bill."

    You might as well have your name legally changed to Dollar Bill. (also, think about "straight cash" as you middle name).

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    Re: Race Report Dollar Bill Style!

    Quote Originally Posted by Pittenger5 View Post

    I was in a humping mood, so if you didnt like it, sorry.
    Yeah, and so were your leathers

    Congrats on the win bud! ZTA dolla dolla bill yo!

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    Re: Race Report Dollar Bill Style!

    sweet! any photos?

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    Re: Race Report Dollar Bill Style!

    Quote Originally Posted by hammadown View Post
    Yeah, and so were your leathers
    HAHAH My leathers made Wookie's leathers its bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pookie View Post
    My favorite was you going through T2 with your eyes closed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ku996r View Post
    sweet! any photos?
    Nothing yet. I've been trying to convince some photographers to join me, yknow, that just HAPPEN to have big boobs, but I still cant think of a good retort to the question, why the hell would I want to waste my weekend taking pictures of you.
    If anyone could help me out there, lemme know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pookie View Post
    My favorite was you going through T2 with your eyes closed.

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    Re: Race Report Dollar Bill Style!

    Quote Originally Posted by l3uddha View Post
    best race report ever. ever.
    Who said alcohol is a bad thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pookie View Post
    My favorite was you going through T2 with your eyes closed.

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    Re: Race Report Dollar Bill Style!

    You really need to change your screen name.

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    Re: Race Report Dollar Bill Style!

    Nice job, watched you on Sat from 1a and you were looking good on the EX.

    Speaking of Novice EXs, did 357 (green EX) get his carbs working for Sun? Pilot circuit was completely dead, and we couldn't find a screwdriver that would reach the jet without fouling the carb body first. He was runnung with the choke on the whole time Sat just to keep it running, but it killed any drive he would have normally had.

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    Re: Race Report Dollar Bill Style!

    Quote Originally Posted by l3uddha View Post
    best race report ever. ever.
    +1

    Congrats on the win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurlon View Post
    Nice job, watched you on Sat from 1a and you were looking good on the EX.

    Speaking of Novice EXs, did 357 (green EX) get his carbs working for Sun?
    Thanks man, I felt like I ran well all weekend, and that means more to me than people telling me, or even results, so it was nice

    And not only did he get it running (well, the bike was running, dont know if the probelm was fixed) but he managed to take 3rd in the PTwins. There's gonna be some good competition in the PTwins ranks in the coming weeks.
    And for all you PTwinners, if you dont know him already, go introduce yourself to Dana before you need help. He's usually in the penguin garage. He has everything youd need to build a complete EX out of spares, and probably has every tool you'd ever need. He's helped me out on a few occasions, always nice to let him know who you are in case you need a little help.

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    My favorite was you going through T2 with your eyes closed.

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    congrats bro. Saw you out there from turn 1 & you were lookin smooth as buttah... You were so far ahead I told my buddy "I think Dolla fukked up & left with the wrong wave!" hahahaha. Glad to hear that wasn't the case & you were just whoopin some ass!

    Congrats on the win, bro.

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    Congrats man!!

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    Congrats on the win!

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    Re: Race Report Dollar Bill Style!

    Quote Originally Posted by Pittenger5 View Post
    And for all you PTwinners, if you dont know him already, go introduce yourself to Dana before you need help. He's usually in the penguin garage. He has everything youd need to build a complete EX out of spares, and probably has every tool you'd ever need. He's helped me out on a few occasions, always nice to let him know who you are in case you need a little help.
    Dana is a huge resource for us PTwins and an overall really nice guy.

    But seriously, wtf is it with these tall guys being the fastest?????

    I call shenanigans.

    Congrats Dolla!!!!

    Now it's time you come play with the yellow-bellies

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    Re: Race Report Dollar Bill Style!

    congrats on that win man! Try not to get too stressed on the white flag lap... a lot of people let up thinking they've got the win and to ride safe to make sure they finish, just to get passed and have it taken from them at the last second.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheIglu View Post
    Now it's time you come play with the yellow-bellies

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    My favorite was you going through T2 with your eyes closed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RyanNicholson View Post
    a lot of people let up thinking they've got the win and to ride safe to make sure they finish
    I actually ran my fastest lap of the race on the last lap, it was the nerves. But man coming down the hill I was like peeing myself, I was just thinking, if Im gonna crash its gonna be now.

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    My favorite was you going through T2 with your eyes closed.

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    congrats db - you made me proud

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    !!!

    congrat man. well done. no excuses now, get them AM plates for may 31

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    Time to Bump Brother

    Now you can ride the "Big Boy Bike"

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