Zip Tie Alley...

[Kurlon]

The kind folks out at t12 will accept anyone. They even invited me to join them. (for those of you tired of swallowing, and/or, too slow)

There's always room with me outside the tunnels, and if you're nice the security guard lets you in the gazebo to get a little shade after a body cavity search!

[GixerJockey]

To clarify, we don't have an official webpage

Why not? Don't take it down. Let's use it.

[BLACK SQUIRREL]

Why not? Don't take it down. Let's use it.

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You aint Alley People, You a subtenant in a garage.

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You aint Alley People, You a subtenant in a garage.

And there you have it.

[butcher bergs]

Why not? Don't take it down. Let's use it.

[CEO]

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You aint Alley People, You a subtenant in a garage.

THAT just happened.

[GixerJockey]

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You aint Alley People, You a subtenant in a garage.

At least I'm not Jim...

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At least I'm not Jim...

Yea, he's never tasted the sweet nectar of a man's nether regions.

[butcher bergs]

^^





Yeah, could be worse, right?

[GixerJockey]

Yea, he's never tasted the sweet nectar of a man's nether regions.

I sincerely doubt the accuracy of that statement...

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I sincerely doubt the accuracy of that statement...

Well in the very least he can deny it.

[CEO]

Well in the very least he can deny it.

Nah, i took photos

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Nah, i took photos

PM sent.

[Crash Dummy Denno]

hey guys, I'm here - what did I miss?

[BLACK SQUIRREL]

At least I'm not Jim...

You are Correct,

Jim is your subtenant.

He is a Subtenant of a Subtenant.


The Alley Does Love Noel




jim not so much

[Jim]

[Pittenger5]

jim not so much

Not true. We love Jim. In the sense that we needed a new plebe to clean the garage for us and stuff.

[butcher bergs]

I secretly love Jim. He's so dreamy.

[obsolete]

I secretly love Jim. He's so dreamy.

And fat.

[butcher bergs]

cushion for the pushin

[GixerJockey]

Well in the very least he can deny it.

Yet oddly, he does not...

You are Correct,

Jim is your subtenant.

He is a Subtenant of a Subtenant.


The Alley Does Love Noel




jim not so much

Now, I realize that The Squirrel has spoken...

But Jim was not my doing. That decision was made by true Alley Folk. However, if responsibility for Jim is some right of passage to becoming a "made" Alley member, then I'll accept the burden. I can not make any guaranties about his success or progress, but I'll keep his dumb ass in line as to not embarrass or bring any shame to the Alley.


(you're proclomation of love is appreciated and noted)

[BLACK SQUIRREL]

But Jim was not my doing. That decision was made by true Alley Folk. However, if responsibility for Jim is some right of passage to becoming a "made" Alley member, then I'll accept the burden. I can not make any guaranties about his success or progress, but I'll keep his dumb ass in line as to not embarrass or bring any shame to the Alley.


(you're proclomation of love is appreciated and noted)

Jim will become a True member Of the Zip tie Alley Race Team after He Wins The Ex Dash for Cash Riding a Unicorn.

Then he is in

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Jim will become a True member Of the Zip tie Alley Race Team after He Wins The Ex Dash for Cash Riding a Unicorn.

Then he is in

Does Jim dashing for cash by riding truckers at the Mass Pike truck stop count as warm up laps?

[ThisBitch]

Does Jim dashing for cash by riding truckers at the Mass Pike truck stop count as warm up laps?

[GixerJockey]

Jim will become a True member Of the Zip tie Alley Race Team after He Wins The Ex Dash for Cash Riding a Unicorn.

Then he is in

The hell with Jim... I was talking about me.