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Zip Tie Alley Mourns the Loss

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    Zip Tie Alley Mourns the Loss

    I just recieved word That Our black Squirrel Friend Was found Dead on a Snow bank By Joel today.

    This is the little fella that I got my name from.

    Its in Medford ,so he Maybe OD'ed and Died Happy


    RIP Little Buddy

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    Re: Zip Tie Alley Mourns the Loss

    We need to design a commemorative patch for our leathers.

    I bet he went on a massive bender of booze, coke and squirrel pussy and died at the height of his game

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    Re: Zip Tie Alley Mourns the Loss

    Quote Originally Posted by Pittenger5 View Post

    I bet he went on a massive bender of booze, coke and squirrel pussy and died at the height of his game
    Thats Exactly What Happened

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    Re: Zip Tie Alley Mourns the Loss

    You guys are fucking hilarious! That said...RIP little furry dude. But hey, sounds like the way a squirrel of such inspirational nature would want to go.

    [hat off] Cheers. May your undoubtedly numerous offspring grow up to know of your conquests and the way you took life by the big black furry tail.

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    Re: Zip Tie Alley Mourns the Loss

    Quote Originally Posted by Pittenger5 View Post
    he went on a massive bender of booze, coke and squirrel pussy
    just another tuesday night.

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    Gone to Jesus

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    Re: Zip Tie Alley Mourns the Loss

    make memorial stickers...

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    Re: Zip Tie Alley Mourns the Loss

    Quote Originally Posted by BLACK SQUIRREL 441 View Post

    Its in Medford ,so he Maybe OD'ed and Died Happy
    Hey, whats that suppose to mean?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheppo View Post
    make memorial vests...
    Fixed your typo for ya.

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    Re: Zip Tie Alley Mourns the Loss

    Sad day for David Seville


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    oh nuts...

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    Black Squirrel...my thoughts and prayers go out to his family both animal, ziptie alley and Dollar bill. God rest his squirrel soul.

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    Re: Zip Tie Alley Mourns the Loss

    Matching commemorative tattoos. Either that or you didn't love the rodent. Just sayin.

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    It's a bad week for furry animals getting to furry animal heaven. I lost a puppy I had for 3 days on wednesday night.

    RIP Shamous and Black Squirrel.

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    Re: Zip Tie Alley Mourns the Loss

    I'm sorry for your loss. Here's the Obituary that will be found in Tomorrow's paper.

    Mr. Black Sqirrel bought the farm Thursday, Feb. 12, 2008, having lived more than twice as long as he had expected and probably three or four times as long as he deserved. Although he was born into an impecunious family, in a backward and benighted part of the country at the beginning of the Second Great Depression, he never in his life suffered any real hardships. Many of his childhood friends who weren’t killed or maimed in various road crossing accidents became petty criminals, prostitutes, and/or Republicans. Black was a daredevil: his last words were “Watch this!”

    Services will be held Saturday and Sunday at the CEO And A Bunch Of Numbers funeral home/watch-your-head garage.

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    Re: Zip Tie Alley Mourns the Loss

    I saw a lot of his black brothers in B.C. last week!

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    RIP little buddy

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    little black ...I know i never met ya but I know you were aces at nut grabbin. see you on the dark side ........................................................................... ...............................................

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    If even Zip Tie Alley says, "no you shouldn't use a zip tie on that" you REALLLLLLY shouldn't use a zip tie on that! lol

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    Re: Zip Tie Alley Mourns the Loss

    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGaborio View Post


    Mr. Black Sqirrel bought the farm Thursday, Feb. 12, 2008, having lived more than twice as long as he had expected and probably three or four times as long as he deserved. Although he was born into an impecunious family, in a backward and benighted part of the country at the beginning of the Second Great Depression, he never in his life suffered any real hardships. Many of his childhood friends who weren’t killed or maimed in various road crossing accidents became petty criminals, prostitutes, and/or Republicans. Black was a daredevil: his last words were “Watch this!”

    Services will be held Saturday and Sunday at the CEO And A Bunch Of Numbers funeral home/watch-your-head garage.
    Priceless! Though I never met this hearty soul I wish him well in the afterlife dodging vehicles and the like, no matter where he ends up.

    PS Favorite forum ever.

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