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Two birds, one dumb as a stone mechanic.

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    Two birds, one dumb as a stone mechanic.

    Found my missing spark plug socket today.

    Also found: the source of that strange ticking noise coming from my front sprocket cover whenever the chain was engaged.


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    Two birds, one dumb as a stone mechanic.

    you should be a dectective. or maybe a genius.

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    Two birds, one dumb as a stone mechanic.

    i really am starting to think it might be time for you to put the ratchets down!!!


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    Two birds, one dumb as a stone mechanic.

    Originally posted by oreo_n2
    i really am starting to think it might be time for you to put the ratchets down!!!

    Fuck you clown

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    Two birds, one dumb as a stone mechanic.

    Originally posted by oreo_n2
    i really am starting to think it might be time for you to put the ratchets down!!!

    lol...jesus dude...hahaha

    that's ok..we all have our moments...right slutamis??

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    Two birds, one dumb as a stone mechanic.

    Originally posted by bigred875
    lol...jesus dude...hahaha

    that's ok..we all have our moments...right slutamis??

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    Two birds, one dumb as a stone mechanic.

    I don't know about your garage, but in mine there are two rules that are never broken.

    1. Put the safety glasses on before even plugging in the dremel tool or cut off wheel.

    2. No beer until the job is done and the tools are cleaned and put away.

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    Originally posted by slutamis
    I really want to laugh....but I am afraid if I do...I will do the same thing as you someday!!!


    Oh fuck it......


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    Two birds, one dumb as a stone mechanic.

    Originally posted by SSearchVT
    I don't know about your garage, but in mine there are two rules that are never broken.

    1. Put the safety glasses on before even plugging in the dremel tool or cut off wheel.

    2. No beer until the job is done and the tools are cleaned and put away.
    you garage sucks!! :

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    jobs in my garage are rated by the amount of beer that has to be on hand in order to complete the project.

    for instance, an oil change is typically a 2 beer project.


    now... what did slutamis do... you cant drop a cliffhanger like that and not elaborate!?!?!?!

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    Two birds, one dumb as a stone mechanic.

    Originally posted by oreo_n2


    jobs in my garage are rated by the amount of beer that has to be on hand in order to complete the project.

    for instance, an oil change is typically a 2 beer project.
    dude, putting your PANTS on is a 2 beer project.

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    Originally posted by bigred875
    you garage sucks!! :
    This rule started because I dropped a circlip into the cases of a dirtbike. Simple top end rebuild turned into an 8 hour ordeal the next day with a hangover....

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    Two birds, one dumb as a stone mechanic.

    you could be like legalspeed and try to remove a rear axle nut that is WELDED TO THE SWINGARM!!!!

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    Two birds, one dumb as a stone mechanic.

    Originally posted by SVRACER01
    you could be like legalspeed and try to remove a rear axle nut that is WELDED TO THE SWINGARM!!!!
    hehehe, that's great. Thanks dan, I feel a little better now.

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    Two birds, one dumb as a stone mechanic.

    and when he asked me to break it loose i didnt even look at it....the ratchet was already on it so i tried to use brute force (my foot) and SHATTERED the ratchet. after an attempt with the impact gun (obviously wouldnt work) i finally got down and looked at it to see it was welded

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    Two birds, one dumb as a stone mechanic.

    Originally posted by SVRACER01
    and when he asked me to break it loose i didnt even look at it....the ratchet was already on it so i tried to use brute force (my foot) and SHATTERED the ratchet. after an attempt with the impact gun (obviously wouldnt work) i finally got down and looked at it to see it was welded
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