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Due to circumstances out of my control, I was unable to attend. Based on facebook and texts, i've put together this race report.
Heath and Clark are still cool.
Wild bill has big balls for going yut-uhhhhhh off the line and lofting the front tire on the hawk.
But wild Bill also sucks big balls because the old bastard is now faster than me.
Brett has a kankle like a fat bitch, but he got it in a manly way so he sucks less balls than wild bill for being faster than me because he rode with it injured.
My back still hurts.
My puppy decided to pee all over the back seat of the car this afternoon.
My GF is a couple thousand miles away so my wrist now hurts.
And now i'm drinking beer.
goodnight, see you guys in september for round 6.
107 out.