New Friend - Accepting applications

[Crash Dummy Denno]

Just lost my friend in a fire so I need to replace ASAP. He was horribly burned and I can't stand to see him like that so I'm chosing not to see him anymore. I might email from time to time but he is disgusting, so I'm not sure.

Anyways...

Qualities of Ideal Friend:

-Compact, needs to be small and able to fit into slinky jeans and sometimes luggage. (anyone over 5'-0" need not apply)

-Enjoys motorcycles and going to my trackdays

-Worships the ground I walk on and wants to be me

-Will pay for my drinks when we go out and enjoys vodka as well (especially grape vodka)

-Needs to drive a souped up Toyota Camry and call it a truck

-Needs to be really, really smart and use words I don't understand

-Must have a fondness for Horses

-Enjoys key lime pie and likes to share



Please feel free to post applications in this thread.
Please keep thread ON TOPIC.

Thank you.

I really need this void filled ASAP!

Denno

[naked-daytrader]

Oh.......my.......

[Awesome]

This is going to end in a negative itrader score.

[Jim]

he fits most of your standards, except he's probably not afraid to race a 600.

[Awesome]

Hey, Is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you. Very homosexually.

[Vulcan1500]

I really need this void filled ASAP!

Denno

hmmm.......

[seth399]

[obsolete]

Maybe if you stopped killing places people would like you more and you wouldn't have to beg for friends. Just a helpful suggestion.

[FireboltEric_MA]

CEO......

[Stoneman]

You want I should have Big Shirl call you?

[SVRACER01]

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CEO was in a fire!!!?? thats horrible.

[nt650hawk]

he fits most of your standards, except he's probably not afraid to race a 600.

Jake will most likely show D a thing or two about staying up.

[1/2pint]

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CEO was in a fire!!!?? thats horrible.

it was a small fire so it is ok

[Tricky Mike]

Denno's new friend should also know the basics of tennis, but should not have enough skill to pose a serious threat. I'm sorry, can we add suggestions or is that against the rules?

[Crash Dummy Denno]

Jake will most likely show D a thing or two about staying up.

Turn 12 in the wet is treacherous...

[Crash Dummy Denno]

Denno's new friend should also know the basics of tennis, but should not have enough skill to pose a serious threat. I'm sorry, can we add suggestions or is that against the rules?

Oh no Mike, that's an excellent point thank you!

[scottieducati]

He should also be a master of the reach around.

[Jim]

who's the bald guy

[Crash Dummy Denno]

that's fucked up scott

[GixerJockey]

He should also be a master of the reach around.

I've been saving that pic for just such an occation and you beat me to it.

Damn you Scott... Damn you.

[scottieducati]

I've been saving that pic for just such an occation and you beat me to it.

Damn you Scott... Damn you.

[GixerJockey]

Hmmm... Let's see if I qualify.

Qualities of Ideal Friend:

-Compact, needs to be small and able to fit into slinky jeans and sometimes luggage. (anyone over 5'-0" need not apply) Nope

-Enjoys motorcycles and going to my trackdays Yup

-Worships the ground I walk on and wants to be me Kinda... naa, make that a NOPE

-Will pay for my drinks when we go out and enjoys vodka as well (especially grape vodka) Nope, and double NOPE

-Needs to drive a souped up Toyota Camry and call it a truck Nope (I drive a real truck)

-Needs to be really, really smart and use words I don't understand Nope, I'm kinda dumb

-Must have a fondness for Horses Nope (does being hung like a hores count?)

-Enjoys key lime pie and likes to share Yup

Sorry Denno, looks like I don't qualify. Put me on the back up list.

[Crash Dummy Denno]

Hmmm... Let's see if I qualify.

You forgot tennis...?

[SVRACER01]

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Noel can barely play pocket pool, so tennis is out

[-jro-]

He should also be a master of the reach around.