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    woman's snowboard

    Seems like its that time of year where I get asked by a bunch of girls to teach them how to snowboard. I figure if I buy a girl's board it would be a wise investment. I figure the cost per lay would would be paid off after taking 10 girls boarding, assuming I pay about $100 for the board. Considering on average I spend about $30 on a girl each date. Night lift tickets are $20, if i buy a six at a time. Naturally, I'll still have the board next year and then I'm just getting laid for free.

    So anyone have a woman's board for sale? Preferably a 146cm or less, cuz that seems to fit the girls I usually sleep with.

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    Re: woman's snowboard

    What makes a snowboard a womans?
    I have a Rossignol 156 with no bindings that I used for my first snowboard. Its a decent board, just needs some bindings. It was short for me, so might be just right for a girl 5'5ish.
    I'll let it go for $50.
    PM me an e-mail address and I can send pics

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    Re: woman's snowboard

    woman's boards are made with there lower center of gravity in mind. I can't say how much different it feels considering I haven't ridden a woman's board before, but i can imagine that they would feel significantly different. Thanks tho.

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    Re: woman's snowboard

    All I Have is a 156 freestyle and 158 Alpine no bindings

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    Re: woman's snowboard

    I have a 145 Lamar (back before they got bought out) with low back Preston bindings. $50

    let me know.

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    Re: woman's snowboard

    Quote Originally Posted by Kitt View Post
    I have a 145 Lamar (back before they got bought out) with low back Preston bindings. $50

    let me know.
    Woman's specific? If so i'll take it.

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    Re: woman's snowboard

    Quote Originally Posted by imkindafkedup View Post
    Woman's specific? If so i'll take it.
    Will it hold 2 legs with a vagina on top? yes...

    It is a wood core and made for riders between 120 and 160.

    you're "female board" thing is just a result of burton marketing.

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    Re: woman's snowboard

    Quote Originally Posted by imkindafkedup View Post
    Seems like its that time of year where I get asked by a bunch of girls to teach them how to snowboard. I figure if I buy a girl's board it would be a wise investment. I figure the cost per lay would would be paid off after taking 10 girls boarding, assuming I pay about $100 for the board. Considering on average I spend about $30 on a girl each date. Night lift tickets are $20, if i buy a six at a time. Naturally, I'll still have the board next year and then I'm just getting laid for free.

    So anyone have a woman's board for sale? Preferably a 146cm or less, cuz that seems to fit the girls I usually sleep with.
    This is a great post. lol

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    Amanda has a women's Gunu that's a 130 something shed be willing to part with. Shoot me a pm if you're interested.

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    Re: woman's snowboard

    Quote Originally Posted by Kitt View Post
    Will it hold 2 legs with a vagina on top? yes...

    It is a wood core and made for riders between 120 and 160.

    you're "female board" thing is just a result of burton marketing.
    146, is not made for riders up between 120-160. I take that as an insult because you're practically saying I sleep with fat chicks.

    146, is for riders between 110-120. I figure I can spare an extra 10 lbs either way, although if its in the plus 10lb range she better have massive

    All manufacturer's that make boards (not just burton) typically run about a full cm less on the waist of female specific boards.

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    Re: woman's snowboard

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    Amanda has a women's Gunu that's a 130 something shed be willing to part with. Shoot me a pm if you're interested.
    Thanks for the offer, but girls that fit on 130cm boards will just get me put in jail.

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    Re: woman's snowboard

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    This is a great post. lol

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    I just measured it...137.

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    Quote Originally Posted by imkindafkedup
    Quote Originally Posted by Kitt
    Will it hold 2 legs with a vagina on top? yes...



    It is a wood core and made for riders between 120 and 160.



    you're "female board" thing is just a result of burton marketing.


    146, is not made for riders up between 120-160. I take that as an insult because you're practically saying I sleep with fat chicks.



    146, is for riders between 110-120. I figure I can spare an extra 10 lbs either way, although if its in the plus 10lb range she better have massive



    All manufacturer's that make boards (not just burton) typically run about a full cm less on the waist of female specific boards.
    Now you're saying I sleep with a fat chick.

    Amanda bought a new Salomon board a few years ago that is a 147 and she's 140lbs.

    Most rental boards are a little shorter than what you would really need usually because a shorter board won't go as fast for someone just learning.

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    Re: woman's snowboard

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    Now you're saying I sleep with a fat chick.

    Amanda bought a new Salomon board a few years ago that is a 147 and she's 140.
    It comes down to a ratio tho. 140/220 is acceptable (assuming u weigh 220). 140/165 says fat chick.

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    Re: woman's snowboard

    Bump.

    Anyone buy one or get one for/from someone for xmas and is looking to sell their old one?

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