[bigred875]

rip his arm off and hit him with the wet side

[Bluesman]

"Anger blows out the lamp of the mind"

[ZX-12R]

Originally Posted by Bluesman

"Anger blows out the lamp of the mind"

Are you sure? When I'm angry I can be very creative.

[KillBill]

Revenge is best served cold

[DucDave]

Originally Posted by KillBill

Revenge is best served cold

Almost!!!

Revenge IS A DISH best served cold....

[KillBill]

Originally Posted by DucDave

Almost!!!

Revenge IS A DISH best served cold....

Damn you Dave - first it was the Kangalangamangus and now this!!!

[Dangerz0ne]

well. I would say that you should have just maybe waved your fist at him and frowned, but I can see how you reacted maybe with the FIRST red light and then maybe kicked the car ONCE or something. "panic attack" hahahahaha.

[Dangerz0ne]

Originally Posted by trickphoto

I like the gas cap idea.
Not gonna work for everyone, though...

I usually just make a "Bowser muscle" For some reason this absolutely infuriates people. Seriously. Give it a try, but be careful... it's effective

hahahaha. "the bowser muscle". that's classic.

[catch2otwo]

this is one of the funniest posts ive read on here hahahaha man thanks for the laughs, WAS a slow day at work. i like the golden showers idea

[Rummy]

Originally Posted by ZX-12R

Riding mistake or not, if someone starts something physical with you, make sure you finish it!

TWO MAN ENTER ONE MAN LEAVE!!!

[SVRACER01]

i cant read all this crap. next light a good kick to the door and move on. youre now even. ive dealt with much worse shit than a water bottle. ever had a lit cigarette land IN the collar of your jacket at 75mph in traffic with your g/f on the back. when you do...let me know.

[ahtune69]

Yo Dee, this dude musta really pissed ya off !!!! Your a pretty cool and calm person and I know you probably got ticked off in the heat of the moment.

But c'mon dode don't forget ur a daddy now and you have a little one to go home to. CHILL brotha........

[CBRRdee]

Originally Posted by ahtune69

Yo Dee, this dude musta really pissed ya off !!!! Your a pretty cool and calm person and I know you probably got ticked off in the heat of the moment.

But c'mon dode don't forget ur a daddy now and you have a little one to go home to. CHILL brotha........

Yes I know! I promise to handle it differently next time. (well hopefully there will not be a next time).

And thanks again for everyones 2 cents.

i love my fellow bikers...

[OreoGitorio]

next time wheelie up onto the car & do a burnout on the roof. that's what I woulda done.

[l3uddha]

You've probably made these people more afraid of black people than bikers. folling them was fine, but take that opportunity to get their plate, take a few deep breaths, and get your fuckin head straight man. that was the dumbest shit I've heard in a while & I was almost certain it was a joke at first...

[ChR1s]

Originally Posted by l3uddha

You've probably made these people more afraid of black people than bikers.

Just whom exactly are "these people"?

[Kham]

Originally Posted by ChR1s

Just whom exactly are "these people"?

the blonde?

[OreoGitorio]

Originally Posted by ChR1s

Just whom exactly are "these people"?

Jews, obviously

[BigShel]

Dee, I am shocked that you would pull something like this,LOL. What you should have done is call the cops like the person on this site that got his helmet stolen in Lowell at a stop light so they can do NOTHING for you.Alway remember this treat people like they treat you but twice as hard.Maybe if you would have stop and pick up the water bottle and follow the car pull up next to it and hit dude in the face with a 70MPH water bottle you would have got less shit from some of these people. Because it come down to this he still threw it at you so that means he tried to hit you.I personally do take sorry as a answer when it come making contact.Hit and as always hit wicked hard.

[x2468]

I woulda just picked it up and threw it back at him.

[Punjistick]

No joke one time I was up in NH and I saw a car cut off a guy on a R1 wicked bad. The guy one the R1 pulled a wheelie with his legs out and kicked the guys mirror clean off the car. It was awesome.

[CBRRdee]

Originally Posted by l3uddha

You've probably made these people more afraid of black people than bikers. folling them was fine, but take that opportunity to get their plate, take a few deep breaths, and get your fuckin head straight man. that was the dumbest shit I've heard in a while & I was almost certain it was a joke at first...

So ummm, do you go MIT or something? Just asking...

Well good thing that there are dumber people out there. So I'm sure this won't be the last of the dumbest shit you hear in your life.


And as far of them being more afraid of black people, I'm pretty sure the media and/or the programs cops has already beat me to it...

But thanks for the commentary.

[Jayspeed]

I would have whiped out a 5 gallon jug of Poland Springs out of my tailbag and hurled it at them.

[l3uddha]

[quote=CBRRdee;375890]Every pause in traffic and every red light I beat, kicked, pounded, punched the car. I literally got off my bike in traffic. I think everyone was in shock. This car was brand new. It still had paper tags on it. So the guy is mouthing off "you swerved in front us, that's how bikers get killed". "So i said NO! people get killed for throwing shit at bikers". So I follow them some more and beat, kick, pound, and punch the car some more. So the girlfriend (the driver) of the guy lets down the window just enough so I couldn't punch her boyfriend but just enough to say something. Oh you guys are going to love this. This is some classic shyt. The F*cking girlfriend has the nerve to say "Can you please stop, I'm having a panic attack"... After I finished laughing my ass off. I kindly said "I don't give a f*ck if you're having a heart attack. When you're in the hospital thank your stupid ass boyfriend for throwing the water bottle. A panic attack. Here it is Monday evening and I'm still laughing about that comment. People are so f*cking stupid.
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you need to post up your story in the "squidliest" thread in off-topic & join the party. just maybe admit you were swerving through traffic & lose the tough-guy attitude... banging hookers is harmless, but voilence only leads to more violence. next time, find out where his GF hangs out, get her all liquored up, bang her in the ass, & be sure to take pictures for the BF and her father. gotta use your head man.

the black comment was actually a setup so someone would ask "well how do you know they weren't black?" .. then I would say "they threw a water bottle.... everyone knows black people only drink malt liquor!"


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