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Old 08-16-07, 04:59 PM
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I returned from a trip the other day, troubled and confused. Once again the nit-picking, bike-hating tradition of the NH State Police had netted me a citation for an unsafe pass? Even though perfectly it was legal and perfectly safe my, real crime was being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

At times like these I will find comfort sitting in my back yard having a quiet conversation with Jesus. I said, "Jesus, why do I continue to ride. Sometimes the risks seem to outweigh the pleasure?"

And I heard him reply, "Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. When you ride you recreate and then can work harder for them."

I was starting to feel better but I still had that burning question, "Jesus, what is the meaning of life?"

He replied, "That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone. I would like to chat with you some more, sir, but I have to finish your lawn now."




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Old 08-16-07, 05:11 PM
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Old 08-16-07, 05:32 PM
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All you need to do now is pull some wheelies and you'll be right up there with Kham.
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Old 08-16-07, 05:45 PM
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All you need to do now is pull some wheelies and you'll be right up there with Kham.

Yeah, you will even have a smiley named after you like this => colon kham colon
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