[jnm988]

Originally Posted by Crash Dummy Denno

SO WHAT WAS ALL THAT ONE IN A MILLION TALK?!?

World Population: 6,602,224,175

1 in a million = 6602 people.

I think that's plenty of variety :

[burnham]

Originally Posted by jnm988

FUCK IT! I'd rather die alone and happy than miserable with someone else!

Either way, just hurry up.

[jnm988]

Go fuck yourself.... preferably with a cactus.

[97BladeRider]

Originally Posted by Cheese-GSXR

Ex wouldn't let me ride a motorcycle.

That said, Chuck will probably back me up on this one; don't give up on marriage. Once you find the right person, a lifetime companionship is very rewarding.

+100000

I wouldn't trade my first marriage for anything, since my son was the result. However, my first wife was not a great passenger. She always leaned the wrong way.

But Cheese is right. I met the right one and the 1) loves to ride 2) is a great passenger, ask Nick 3) wants to now get her own 4) and is great in just about every other way.

Can't get any better than that.

[97BladeRider]

Originally Posted by jnm988

To me, that's like going to Baskin Robins and only eating one flavor when there are SOOOOOOO many to choose from. Doesn't make sense

When the same flavor is awesome EVERY TIME, why change?

[ChrisNoF4i]

Originally Posted by jnm988

To me, that's like going to Baskin Robins and only eating one flavor when there are SOOOOOOO many to choose from. Doesn't make sense

Originally Posted by 97BladeRider

When the same flavor is awesome EVERY TIME, why change?

Or if 2 out of their 31 flavors have chlamydia, why risk it?

[TLRMan]

Originally Posted by 97BladeRider

+100000

I wouldn't trade my first marriage for anything, since my son was the result. However, my first wife was not a great passenger. She always leaned the wrong way.

But Cheese is right. I met the right one and the 1) loves to ride 2) is a great passenger, ask Nick 3) wants to now get her own 4) and is great in just about every other way.

Can't get any better than that.

For us guys hitting the 50 mark it's more like 1 in a billion!
But like Chuck, I'm hopefully heading down the path to the land of a 1000 smiles.

[Cheese-GSXR]

Originally Posted by TLRMan

I'm hopefully heading down the path to the land of a 1000 smiles.

Plus you can surf NESR without getting your leg humped!!!

[seth505]

Originally Posted by ChrisNoF4i

Or if 2 out of their 31 flavors have chlamydia, why risk it?

+1

I hate icecream with superAIDS in it...

[jnm988]

Originally Posted by ChrisNoF4i

Or if 2 out of their 31 flavors have chlamydia, why risk it?

I didn't say I'm having unprotected ice cream!

[burnham]

Originally Posted by jnm988

Go fuck yourself.... preferably with a cactus.

All I've got is a pineapple.

[jnm988]

Originally Posted by burnham

All I've got is a pineapple.

That works. Prickly end first.

[97BladeRider]

Originally Posted by jnm988

That works. Prickly end first.

Experience w/ fruit?

[OreoGitorio]

Originally Posted by burnham

Either way, just hurry up.

c'mon, that was a good one

[jnm988]

Originally Posted by 97BladeRider

Experience w/ fruit?

Not pineapples... I'm pleading the 5th here.

[ssg]

Thanks for sharing gents, I appreciate it.

[bostongixxer]

Originally Posted by CMG241

not being a big fan of posting personal info but as of yesterday my divorce is final, papers came in the mail. my wife, who is now my roommate! (buy my house please) was very fair and we both want to get on with our lives though neither wants to take half the furnishings making it tougher to sell the house.

I'm 42 and single

Congrats...still trying to settle mine. Btw, have you met Denno?

[tWeEzy]

All this talk about divorce and wage garnishment makes me really nervous. Guess its no more unprotected sex for me. Lets see, three to five years for a car payment or 18+ years child support.

[G21forme]

Originally Posted by CMG241

no kids in my divorce which is a huge reason it went so well. Just DON'T HAVE KIDS.

+1,000

Mine was an uncontested divorce so court wise it ran smoothly but outside is another story. Fucking bitch pitched a fit when I was looking for a bike so now I have my bike and no wife.

[Mystic]

Originally Posted by bostongixxer

It's finally happened. $8,000 and counting in attorneys fees have finally forced the sale of my Ducati 1098. I can no longer afford to keep it.

On the bright side, I bought this beastie (2007 GSXR-750), and will use the difference to pay down what I owe my attorney. I was destined to go back to a gixxah street bike.

not sure if i read this correctly ....but you are getting divorced forced to sell your Ducati but instead of taking that money and putting towards fees and maybe some money to fall back on just in case its messy you bought a GSXR ??did i just read that correctly

[burnham]

Originally Posted by Mystic

not sure if i read this correctly ....but you are getting divorced forced to sell your Ducati but instead of taking that money and putting towards fees and maybe some money to fall back on just in case its messy you bought a GSXR ??did i just read that correctly

That's how I read it. What business of yours is it how he spends his money?
Obviously he's going through a somewhat shitty time, maybe just wish him luck with the new bike and future ex-wife.

[Mystic]

Originally Posted by burnham

That's how I read it. What business of yours is it how he spends his money?
Obviously he's going through a somewhat shitty time, maybe just wish him luck with the new bike and future ex-wife.

i did not say it was my business i asked a question that in the real world doesnt seem like to bright of a move but hey his money go for it buy a new big screen tv while your at it

[jnm988]

Originally Posted by CMG241

I'm 42 and single

Better than 42 and miserably married!!!


Whatever you do, don't become a Manther.

[S4R_GRL]

What's the diffference between a cougar and a MILF? (genuine question)

[ChrisNoF4i]

Originally Posted by CMG241

couger is a 30-40 (god forbid 50+!) woman in great shape that likes younger guys - a milf is simply a milf- a Mom I'd Like To Fuck.

Erroneous.

A cougar is an older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or MILF. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.

Simply put - a cougar prefers to hunt rather than be hunted.