[MissTwisties]

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.



The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."



The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is color coded."



The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."



The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers.
Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end,
and when the job takes longer than you said it would."



But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all
wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no
heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are
Interchangeable.

Great Kerry joke!

[WildBill]

Well at least we know what her political affiliation is now.Talking shit about Liberals like that.

Time to come out of the closet Miss T and announce to the world your a Conservative and proud of it.There is no shame in who you are no matter how many people try to convince you that you should be.

[MissTwisties]

LOL....like I said before, I'm not even sure what "liberals" and "conservatives" and all the rest, means...all I know is that politics is the last of my interests. Of course, there is laws I'd like to be changed, stuff like health insurance being way too expensive, etc. but I don't know where that situate me in all this.

Oh, and ...I didn't write that joke!

[Thrill]

cute