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Old 06-26-04, 08:24 AM
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Ghetto English


Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He
must use each vocabulary word in a
sentence.

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody
get that catacomb.

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.

6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment
they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake" He
say, "Bullshit, that watch israel".

9 . Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment
undermine.

10.Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me
to the poolhall.

11.Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.

12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on
stain for dinner?"

13.Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."

14.Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife

Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:

Today's word is :"OMELETTE." Let us use it in a sentence.
"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."
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Old 06-26-04, 02:50 PM
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