For interested parties, let's be creative and come up with slogans of our own!

This morning I thought of:

NO KETCHUP IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

[TheIglu]

1. BUSH IS AN AWEFUL PRESIDENT

2. BUSH: How dumb is too dumb?

3. Don't blame me, I voted with the majority!

4. I don't have to like bush to love America!

5. G.W. Bush: Not a crackhead anymore!

6. Which is worse: Screwing an intern, or screwing the country?

7. Re-Elect Bush: We've waited for Armageddon for long enough!

8. G.W. Bush: "There ought to be limits to freedom", May 21, 1999

Happy?

My personal favorite is #2.

Couple more I just made up:


Kerry, Kerry, Quite Contrary…

Dingleberrys for Kerry!

A Vote for Kerry Makes the Terrorists Merry

[bigred875]

Originally posted by TheIglu
3. Don't blame me, I voted with the majority!
have to like bush to love America!

5. G.W. Bush: Not a crackhead anymore!

6. Which is worse: Screwing an intern, or screwing the country?

lol..I like these..


Flush the John's

[bigred875]

[craig]

Jess Hemerly of A Great Notion points us to a Slate article about John Kerry's campaign slogan "Let America be America again," a line snatched from a poem by Harlem renaissance poet Langston Hughes. The irony is that the poem itself was written with ironic intent--Hughes was apparently a vocal Communist and Soviet Union supporter.

Instead of misappropriating Hughes's poetry, Jess suggests Kerry sample some other beats:
from Ginsberg's "America":
"America I'm putting my queer shoulder to the wheel. Vote Kerry."
"America stop pushing me I know what I am doing. Vote Kerry."
"America why are your libraries full of tears? Vote Kerry."

from e.e. cummings:
"a politician is an arse upon which everyone has sat except a man. vote kerry, his arse is fresher than Bush's."

from Lawrence Ferlinghetti's "I am Waiting":
"Are you waiting for the American Eagle to really spread its wings and straighten up and fly right? Vote Kerry."
"I am waiting for the lost music to sound again in the Lost Continent in a new rebirth of wonder. Vote Kerry."

okay i'm ridiculous but do you see how ridiculous the Hughes thing is?

from http://www.boingboing.net/2004/07/26...kerrys_ca.html

and for the other side -- The Bush team put up a Slogan generator...but it was quickly taken down after much shenanigans like this:
http://www.bluetoothagainstbush.com/sloganator/

A horse is a pig that don't fly straight - vote Kerry

[TheIglu]

Vote for Kerry: It'll piss Mr.E off.



Good enough reason right there!

[Kham]

Bush's grin looks kind of evil. kind of like hes got something to hide. know what im talking about?

Originally posted by Kham
Bush's grin looks kind of evil. kind of like hes got something to hide. know what im talking about?

And Kerry looks like one of those Puritanical Pilgrims from 1645 who orders "witches" to be burnt at the stake....

[Stoneman]

Remember the "Us" party I was tossin' around some time back? The slogan in OUR "Us" party would be...

"It's Us, or them" (insert pic of Bush & Kerry)

Heh, heh...

[Kham]

not saying Kerry looks better. just saying Bush's got one of those look. that's all.

[Suf Daddy]

Originally posted by TheIglu
1. BUSH IS AN AWEFUL PRESIDENT

2. BUSH: How dumb is too dumb?

3. Don't blame me, I voted with the majority!

4. I don't have to like bush to love America!

5. G.W. Bush: Not a crackhead anymore!

6. Which is worse: Screwing an intern, or screwing the country?

7. Re-Elect Bush: We've waited for Armageddon for long enough!

8. G.W. Bush: "There ought to be limits to freedom", May 21, 1999

Happy?

My personal favorite is #2.

[craig]

Originally posted by TheIglu
1. BUSH IS AN AWEFUL PRESIDENT

2. BUSH: How dumb is too dumb?

it's funny because he spelt awful wrong and bush makes up words sometimes am i rite??

[dhuze]

Originally posted by craig
it's funny because he spelt awful wrong and bush makes up words sometimes am i rite??

yeah and spelt isn't even a word(try spelled), and rite? do you mean right ?

Kerry is so fairy

[bigred875]

who the hell let in the grammar police

[craig]

Originally posted by dhuze
yeah and spelt isn't even a word(try spelled), and rite? do you mean right ?

Kerry is so fairy

it was irony, but thanks.

[zombie]

jeez mystery are you going into withdrawls from the CT section being closed so now your over here regurgitating the same tired old crap over and over.
You really need to ride your bike more or do a track day or something
or even get a life