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Which book to read...



Life is full of little dilemmas . A PERFECT example: Two books are for
sale. Which to buy? "The
Titanic" or "My Life" by Bill Clinton?

Titanic: $29.99

Clinton: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read.

Clinton: Over 3 hours to read.


Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent
catastrophe.

Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
subsequent
catastrophe.



Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.

Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.



Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.

Clinton: Ditto for Bill.



Titanic: During an ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.

Clinton: Ditto for Monica.



Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.

Clinton: Let's not go there.



Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.

Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.



Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.

Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.



Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.

Clinton: Monica... oooh, let's not go there, either.



Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.

Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary... basically the same thing.

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Quite the dilema NOT!