But this time, I decide to show some creativity. I sent them the following note using my calligraphy brushes:

Dear Citibank person,
Thank you for considering me for a card. I am so happy. Please accept these tokens of my appreciation. Surely you'll find use for them.

What were the "gifts" you ask? A Domino's coupon, an old lottery ticket, a page outta Penthouse (latest issue), and a Q-Tip.

[PinHead]

Excellent man!
Postage paid for by Citi to boot?

You know it! Hell, I thought about taping the envelope to a brick. But this way, they know it's from me. Especially since I already have a Citibank card!

[BlueLightSpecial]

that is a thing of fuckin bueaty, I hate those things, it's no wonder that the card rates are so high when they mail you those things every other day.

[Teez]

Cameron, sweetie, you live a very slow life. That's a good idea though

[theothersean]

Even if you don't want to respond to it, atleast seal an empty return envelope so they have to pay the postage, Think of it this way atleast you are creating job stability for the poor sap at the company that has to open the empty mail
But I think from now on I am going to stuff that envlope with a page out of a porno mag to brighten up that poor saps day.

[Jank]

This is how revolutions start...

[Stoneman]

Great ideas!!!