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Old 05-28-02, 05:29 PM
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My fellow bikers.... I sinned!


I didn't want to do it... but I was pressured and harassed into it...

I test drove my brother's Hardley Movingson this weekend.

Almost 800 pounds of shit!

Ok, so what makes it worse... don't tell anyone, but I enjoyed it. I took Amy for a quick ride and after 10 minutes and about 5 orgasms... she told me that if I got rid of the 929 I could buy a "Phat Boy" right away... apparently she liked the engine vibration!

I'm FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!! Thankfully I took the 929 out yesterday for a bit and brought myself back to reality!
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Old 05-28-02, 07:02 PM
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My fellow bikers.... I sinned!


get her a washing machine with a Harley seat on it, it will do the same for her and still get the laundry done while she enjoys it,
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Old 05-28-02, 07:04 PM
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My fellow bikers.... I sinned!


Just get a Tiller and be done with it. Ask JC how my sister reacted when she sat on it while starting it up...
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Old 05-28-02, 07:45 PM
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Just get a Tiller and be done with it. Ask JC how my sister reacted when she sat on it while starting it up...
I have to agree with Jay!
My sister in law, Commented on the same thing! I guess my wife just doesn't make any noise!
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Old 05-28-02, 07:56 PM
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get her a washing machine with a Harley seat on it, it will do the same for her and still get the laundry done while she enjoys it,
OMG - I am seriously lauging out loud on that one!!!
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Old 05-28-02, 08:11 PM
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My fellow bikers.... I sinned!


Dammit just get a V-twin and be done with it!
Many to choose from and they all have a little something to offer
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Old 05-28-02, 08:24 PM
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My fellow bikers.... I sinned!


You'd look nice on a pink soft tail, right next to your brother. I have lost all faith in you. a Harley? that should be fun for about, oh....2 days. Amy won't like it so much when she is stuck on the side of the road watching you try to fix the dam oil slick on wheels.

I agree with the washing machine comment


[Edited on 5/29/02 by Teez]
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Old 05-28-02, 08:31 PM
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My fellow bikers.... I sinned!


Just get her a battery operated vibrating seat cushion for the 929. with attachments ofcourse.
Or you could get a bigger penis and stop disapointing her to the point of needing a vibrator on wheels
Oh and size does matter, why else would you but a liter bike

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