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Old 07-17-05, 07:12 PM
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Men's English:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry.
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy.
3. I am tired = I am tired.
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage.
5. I love you = Let's have sex now.
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay.
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Old 07-17-05, 07:19 PM
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Old 07-17-05, 07:32 PM
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Conversation.....OVER!!!!
  
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Hey shithead - quit giving away all of our guy secrets. Fucker.
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Old 07-18-05, 07:20 AM
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so f'ing true!
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Old 07-18-05, 10:10 AM
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Sad but mostly true!
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Old 07-18-05, 06:47 PM
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Hey shithead - quit giving away all of our guy secrets. Fucker.
Like we women didn't already know those "secrets"???
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