[MissTwisties]

I'll be alone again
and will be drinking
But it won't be in vain
my body slowly fainting
alcohol will run thru my veins
and I won't feel a thing
gone will be the pain

Ok. So here's the deal. I can watch porn, make a raid in the liquor cabinet, and pass out shortly after. Or...just watch TV until my eyes can't take it and fall alseep on my couch. So what is it gonna be....decisions decisions....

[MissTwisties]

Can you tell I am BORED????

(Note: I ain't really drinking and passing out, can't afford that sort of debaucherie with kids around. this is just to get Oreo going to make Dianne happy like a fish in a water tank...)

[MissTwisties]

If you had to produce a porn flick, who would you like to cast as your "porn stars"?? (celebrities, people you know, etc.)

[JeffL]

Rosey Palms and her 5 friends, of course!

[MissTwisties]

You mean....your hand?

Originally posted by JeffL
Rosey Palms and her 5 friends, of course!

[MissTwisties]

Scroll down and look for Rosey Palms...
http://www.dontblow.com/blow.html

Oh and a little message from Rosey:
http://www.dontblow.com/didntgetshit.html

Originally posted by JeffL
Rosey Palms and her 5 friends, of course!

[Uncle Snake]

Damn! You are bored........Regards, Snake


ROSEY PALMS
Assistant Navel Aviator
Don't Blow Boys' Choir Director
Pudsucker Supreme

roseypalms@dontblow.com
Favorite Recipe: Beef Strokemoff with a plucked pubey salad.
Quote: "Stroke the Bunny... now Stroke the Bunny again!!"

[MissTwisties]

I don't get it...why are you reposting this when I already put a link to it? DOH? LOL

Originally posted by Uncle Snake
Damn! You are bored........Regards, Snake


ROSEY PALMS
Assistant Navel Aviator
Don't Blow Boys' Choir Director
Pudsucker Supreme

roseypalms@dontblow.com
Favorite Recipe: Beef Strokemoff with a plucked pubey salad.
Quote: "Stroke the Bunny... now Stroke the Bunny again!!"

[TheIglu]

Hmmm...what to do when bored....

Vibrator!

More women need to pleasure themselves. Just knowing this is happening will make men happier in general.

[OreoGitorio]

Originally posted by TheIglu
Hmmm...what to do when bored....

Vibrator!

More women need to pleasure themselves. Just knowing this is happening will make men happier in general.

[MissTwisties]

I have one of those things... Doesn't mean I want to rely on that stuff to keep me company tho... it's accumulating dust

Originally posted by TheIglu
Hmmm...what to do when bored....

Vibrator!

More women need to pleasure themselves. Just knowing this is happening will make men happier in general.

[Rhonda66]

I'm with ya tonight MissT - my husband got sent to CA for the week and it sucks to be home alone At least I don't get home from work till 8 so not too much time to blow before shut-eye - our cats are beating the shit out of each other and the bird is swearing and saying "bad girl" so that's keeping me preoccupied for the moment

[MissTwisties]

hahahaha!!!! BAD GIRL!!!! hmm, now tell me WHY he's telling you bad girl? What did you do....

[OreoGitorio]

Originally posted by MissTwisties
hahahaha!!!! BAD GIRL!!!! hmm, now tell me WHY he's telling you bad girl? What did you do....

ya know that vibrator of yours that's collecting dust?..... well her's isn't

[MissTwisties]

That's exactly what I was thinking but...hmm. Anyway. Mine WAS accumulating dust. I took it out and swiffered it!

Originally posted by OreoGaborio
ya know that vibrator of yours that's collecting dust?..... well her's isn't

[Rhonda66]

Hehehe...no, she's the "bad girl" - she's used to people saying it to her all the time so she says it a lot. We got her last year and they told us she doesn't swear, but she does that too! She's a very fresh, but also very sweet, Congo African Grey parrot. She loves me, but she bites my husband I yelled at her earlier because she was screaming so now she's doing the "bad girl" routine...

On the other subject, I don't need that stuff around here.

[MissTwisties]

wow...listening to old Cat Stevens (Tea for the Tillerman) and Simon & Garfunkel....I need to get them in CD's...God I love their music, brings back some memories...

[Rhonda66]

Get some sleep! Enjoy a rest! I'm tired - I'm goin to bed! Merlin just said "good night Merl" so I think it's past our bedtime

[bump909]

drink a bottle of robotussin. i promise you will not be bored.

[MissTwisties]

Seems to know what you're talking about uh?

Originally posted by bump909
drink a bottle of robotussin. i promise you will not be bored.

[bump909]

[Dianne]

Originally posted by MissTwisties
Can you tell I am BORED????

(Note: I ain't really drinking and passing out, can't afford that sort of debaucherie with kids around. this is just to get Oreo going to make Dianne happy like a fish in a water tank...)

Wow... am I slow or what? Just catchin this.

[PinHead]

You should take up drug use
Much easier to amuse yourself

[Stoneman]

Okay gals. Put the vibrating things away and just rub one out. Then tell us all about it. Iglo hit it on the head. G'head. You know you wanna...

[xvrider]

Originally posted by Stoneman
Okay gals. Put the vibrating things away and just rub one out. Then tell us all about it. Iglo hit it on the head. G'head. You know you wanna...

Why do we have to put the vibrators away??
Its so much faster and easier with some help...Takes way too long with my hand... Its all about get it done...