[JCsGrly]

Mind my asking why everyone seems to be so freakin horny today??? I've seen a lot of things said today that leads me to believe it's true - so spill it people!!!!

"You got me horny in the morning
And you know uh oh
I tried to call you
But I can't find the telephone
I sent a message through the internet
But it rejected
I wrote a letter and I sent it
But uh oh oh
The postage takes so long
So I got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel
What's the deal baby
I can't wait for you
And the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing
This song for you

I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny

I search from time to time
But I can't find my bedroom
Now I got so desperate that
I sent a rocket to the moon
In New York City, someone said
They saw you singing the blues
But it was a man from nowhere land
That looked like you
Now we'll keep searching' on
This feeling's much too strong
My heart is ringing and I'm
Singing this song for you

I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny

The postage takes so long
So I got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel
What's the deal baby
I can't wait for you
And the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing
This song for you

I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny"

[legalspeed]

Actually, I am experiencing deadly sperm build-up today.

Thanks for asking.

[JCsGrly]

hahahahaha sorry i ask

[PinHead]

SB is not funny! It is reality.:o

[Jank]

I spent $100 on 1 stripper last night! My balls are so blue!!
Her name was "Spencer" I kept asking her if she was "For Hire" She didn't get it...

[Teez]

Originally posted by Jankster
I spent $100 on 1 stripper last night! My balls are so blue!!
Her name was "Spencer" I kept asking her if she was "For Hire" She didn't get it...

Shit! Jankster, come over to my house, I'll strip for you for $100.00 and I will even laugh at you stupid jokes

[Edited on 6/23/02 by Teez]

[Jank]

I bet you're a great...tease!! HAHAHAHA!
And you really know how to...please!!HAHAHAHA!!!!
And you'd take my $100 with...ease! HAHAHAHA!!!
And your house wouldn't have any cover...fees!!HAHAHAHA!!!
And I think I've made myself sick so I'm going to...go now!!HAHAHAHA...oh fuck it.

I can only help think of the line from the movie 'Full metal Jacket' when the girl says "Me Soooooooooo Hony" "Me Wuv Wu Wong Time"