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Old 08-05-05, 07:11 AM
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Absolutely Hilarious!

This is too good... sometimes real life is more funny than anything you could dream up on your own!!!

At work, we have a company classifieds internally and some of the guys i work with have some off-color opinions regarding our neighbors to the south... so this morning on our internal classifieds we came across this listing....

Work Wanted: These boys love to work hard doing anything you want. Yard work, digging, housework, painting, hauling, moving, big jobs, little jobs, stinky jobs, etc. Available weekdays after 3:30 and weekends from sun up to sun down. If you speak Spanish call 603-xxx-xxxx after 5:00 pm.
They are 2 brothers from Colima, Mexico; they live at the base of a volcano in their pueblo. (very small town). They’re here on Work Visa’s (legal immigrants) their names are Jesus and Lionel, Lionel is 20 and Jesus is 22. (Equivalent to a 10 or 11 year old boy in the U.S, and they are very innocent) They’re very trust worthy, honest and polite. You will never see them stop working, “head down, hard at work”. They do not speak English, but with a bit of mimicking they understand. I’m also available to interpret. For larger jobs, up to 20 bi-lingual men are available weekends only. For more information, please call Rhonda @ 603-xxx-xxxx



how effed up is this?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Old 08-05-05, 10:45 AM
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Absolutely Hilarious!

Thats just so wrong...
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Old 08-05-05, 10:49 AM
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Absolutely Hilarious!

Yea it is!!! I cant believe they would allow something that politically incorrect to get posted on the internal website?!?!?

Its gotta be a joke?!
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Old 08-05-05, 10:50 AM
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Absolutely Hilarious!

I bet Heesogood snuck that into your company.

I heard he is trying to sub-contract out so he doesn't actually have to work....
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Old 08-05-05, 12:13 PM
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Absolutely Hilarious!

I don't get the funny part.
Is it an inside joke? I am clearly out of the loop.
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Old 08-05-05, 12:32 PM
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Absolutely Hilarious!

You can get a lot of work done cheap with those mexicans, especially the illegal ones.
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Old 08-05-05, 01:18 PM
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Absolutely Hilarious!

Even worse than this is what I have heard goes on in Mexico City and Tijuana.

There are 14 year old girls working as whores, and it's legal... Thats just wrong IMHO.
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Old 08-05-05, 05:33 PM
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Re: Absolutely Hilarious!

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Equivalent to a 10 or 11 year old boy in the U.S, and they are very innocent) “head down, hard at work”.l:
WTF?
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