[HBerry]

I am probably taking the bike to montreal Sunday to Monday and I was wondering if anyone knew of a bike friendly hotel? One with a garage or something where the bike won't be easily spotted and stolen?

Also which strip clubs and clubs should I be going to?

[Jank]

I stayed at the Delta in Centre-ville in April.
Very nice place. Underground parking with a guard.
About 3 blocks from St. Catherine's st.!

[MissTwisties]

Stayed there too, years ago. Nice hotel.

[highsider]

As far as the strip clubs go, just find Ste. Catherine Street, which is basically all strip clubs. Get your money changed before you go, though, so you have lots of that useless Canadian money; they will fuck you on the exchange rate up there.

There is a hotel called the Delta, its right across from the Molson/Bell Centre. They have a pretty secure parking garage, but the place is pretty expensive; if you tell them you are in town to see a concert, I belive they give you some money off.

Honestly, I wouldn't ride my bike up to Montreal - that place has a HUGE bike theft rate.

[bump909]

Mike,

I highly recommend Hotel Du Fort , located right on St. Catherine Street. The hotel offers underground parking.

As far as strip clubs go, I can only recommend one: Downtown
I forget exactly where it is, but it's on the strip. Supersex is overrated, and I thought the girls were way better at Downtown. Didn't really scout out much else for strip clubs.

[HBerry]

Yeah I've heard that it is a high theft rate area, but my friend is bent on going so we shall see. Does Camp Meade have cabins, or tenting only?

[Proulx06]

I've been to Montreal a million times, though never with the bike. Be prepared to pay an arm and a leg for underground, guarded parking. But that will be safer. My favorite hotel (and I've stayed at about a dozen) is Holiday Inn Montreal Midtown. They have valet underground parking (haha, valet the bike, riiight), but I think it's expensive. We usually barter for parking spaces at the lot next door.

As for strip clubs, the best one I've ever been in my whole life is called Danse Contact. Yes, Contact. Means exactly what you think it does. Several Vivid-Porn-esque looking girls, I still remember the Krystal Steal lookalike. They don't care where your hands wander...not that I would know...damn you conscience! But I watched it happening.



Be leary of anything and everything. As was said earlier, Supersexe is way overrated and expensive. Some of the downstairs shady places are pretty sketchy. I had my shirt taken off by a black girl in front of my buddies, and it was not cool. I almost gave her a 10 just to leave me the fuck alone. I've also been to a random seedy joint where the best looking dancer was about 45 and you could see her bruised trackmarks. Hot.

[Proulx06]

And here you go...my new favorite website:

http://69.90.73.253/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=10

[MissTwisties]

Try "Chez Paree"...I heard the dancers are beautiful. Not sure where they are located tho.

[Proulx06]

Here's a post on that board:

The perfect client/dance:
Might be old, fat or ugly or all the above, but must be very clean, fresh breath, I prefer no cologne. On the first dance he is very shy. I bring my body closer and closer and tease him with my body movements. Finally I put my hands on his shoulders and chest and lightly caress him. Finally he gets aroused and can't take it anymore. He puts his palms on my arse cheeks and moves them slowly around. He caresses my breasts with the right amount of pressure... ummmm.. he squeezes my nipples very hard and watches the expressions on my face as I slowly become aroused. We talk about something unrelated to ease out the desire building up. He orders drinks for us. As I'm screaming for the waitress he slides his gentle hand between my legs. As I turn around he removes his hand with a guilty look of a naughty little boy. We put our hands back on each other and get carried away. The waitress comes back with our drinks and, aww if my client is ever embarrassed to be witnessed in our moments of passion!

During the dance he gives me little kisses on the neck and other sensitive spots. He doesn't stick his tongue out to lick me all over like a dog. He never touches his crotch no matter how tempted he is. He gives me an impression that he is there to please me and not himself. This includes no moaning of any kind as this may attract unwanted attention. If he wants to be grinded he sets the speed of the grinding by moving his body along with mine or moving his hands along with my arse cheeks or my back. He always makes sure my position is comfortable and reads my body language if I want to change it. For every given position he must show me with his body language if he likes it or not. Ideally he should like all of them.

YMMV primarily depends on what the client wants from the dancer, or more specifically on what he shows that he wants. For example a client that sits in his chair motionless like a log will generally not be grinded. A client that shows no interest of any kind will generally get an air dance. Secondarily, YMMV depends on how much of a gentleman he is. If he smells bad he won't get a close dance. If he follows his sexual instincts without any respect for the girl's comfort he may not get much in return. Some girls like it rough but as far as I know most of us don't.

Well, I'll stop for now as this post is getting too long.

Enjoy your dances!
Carla

Anyone else want to go to Montreal in like, 10 minutes?

[MissTwisties]

http://www.montrealvip.com/mtlstripclubs.htm

http://www.pareemontreal.com/

Be AWARE...that not all of them take a shower in between dances...don't be fooled. So if you intend to "touch, lick, kiss, etc." do it at your own risks....you're surely going where a dozen other clients went before you...YUK...

[Manny]

Drop me a line H, ill be in Montreal sunday as well. No bike though.

[HBerry]

Sweet I'll give you a call. No wife with you right?

[Manny]

Wife and child. Appropriate as we are visiting my ailing father in law.

[HBerry]

Oh, sorry to hear it!

Ill call you sunday.