[SEVENSGT]

>A grandmother was pushing her little grandchild around Wal-Mart in a
>buggy.
>Each time she put something in the basket she would say, "And here's
>something for you, Diploma." or "This will make a cute little outfit
>for you, Diploma." and so on.
>Eventually a bewildered shopper who'd heard all this finally asked,
>"Why do you keep calling your grandchild Diploma?"
>
>The grandmother replied, "I sent my daughter to college and this is
>what she came home with!"











>An Irishman moves to the USA and finally attends his first baseball
>game.
>
>The first batter approached the batters' box, took a few swings and
>then hits a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming, "Run! Run!"
>
>The next batter hits a single and the Irishman listened as the crowd
>again cheered, "RUN, RUN!"
>
>The Irishman enjoyed the game and began screaming with the fans.
>
>The fifth batter came up and four balls went by. The umpire called
>"walk", and the batter started his slow trot to first base.
>
>The Irishman stood up and screamed, "R-R-Run ye lazy bastard, run!"
>
>The people around him began laughing. Embarrassed, the Irishman sat
>back down.
>
>A friendly fan noted the man's embarrassment, leaned over and
>explained, "He can't run ..he's got four balls."
>
>The Irishman stood up and screamed, "Walk with pride, lad! Walk with
>pride!""