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Old 08-26-05, 01:02 PM
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haha...

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Hi

I've always wanted a guy who knows his muscle cars inside and out, doesn't mind getting dirty, likes their music loud and speaks their mind. I'm looking for a bigger very attractive kind of guy 22-32 yrs- not short, not lanky, not little, NOT fat at all. Bonus points if you lift at the gym, own a muscle car, have read a book in the past year or two, don't have a yellow ribbon on your car, like Ministry, have a nice haircut and keep yourself clean and well groomed while not busy being a grease monkey. Extra bonus points if you like art of any kind or could at least stomach a few art show trips in between romps in the hemi cuda, or are interested in politics, and have an open mind.

so about me...
i'm a very cute, very fit muscle car enthusiast. I'm 5'4" 128lbs very long hair pretty face. i work out 4-6 times a week. i have a "professional" job but i try to leave the professionalness there. i'm a sweet girl and i love to have a good time. i don't drink or drug so if you're lookin' for a partner in crime for that i'm not her. I AM the kind of girl who always looks hot even when she's just running to the corner store or hanging around the house, who likes to take care of her man, who speaks her mind and can stand on her own two feet. i've worked changing oil back in the day, not afraid to get a little greasy myself. i dont usually look for guys based on their occupation but...what the hell, you only live once. I want to date a guy with a muscle car send me a picture of your face and if you have it, one of your car (if you own a lexus i really don't give a ____, this is about style and machismo not $$$).
oh and by the way, I am not looking to "trade" sex for repair work. my car runs fine.

look forward to hearing from some nice guys who wanna treat a girl right. gentlemen, start your engines. oh no wait thats so cheesy. aw fuck it.
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Old 08-26-05, 01:15 PM
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i didn't know you were a chick!
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Old 08-26-05, 01:22 PM
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Kham,

Wow you were serious about getting "That" removed. Good thing minor sergery has the same day release!
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Old 08-26-05, 01:31 PM
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pardon ne moi! craigslist.. you sucker! :

http://boston.craigslist.org/pts/93535553.html
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Old 08-26-05, 02:00 PM
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So whats wrong with that posting?? Except I might have said that he has to work on bikes and cars...
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Old 08-26-05, 02:08 PM
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I have a riddle...what does santa claus, the easter bunny and a man loving hot lesbian have in common with the guy she is looking for in that ad?
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Old 08-26-05, 02:18 PM
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Quote:
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I have a riddle...what does santa claus, the easter bunny and a man loving hot lesbian have in common with the guy she is looking for in that ad?
big fat guy with red head?
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Old 08-26-05, 02:20 PM
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I would have to say - Only in a fairy tale, but otherwise no-existant....

I'm as close to perfect as they come. Minus to stunning good looks, minus the mechanical ability, minus the super fit body, minus being rich.

Who am I kidding, I ain't got shit for that materialistic bitch. She sounds to needy and sefl centered. ( Holly is that you?? )
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Old 08-26-05, 02:21 PM
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Quote:
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I have a riddle...what does santa claus, the easter bunny and a man loving hot lesbian have in common with the guy she is looking for in that ad?
they dont exist
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Quote:
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big fat guy with red head?
Sounds like somebody doesn't get riddles. It's a "What" Not a "Who" question......
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Old 08-26-05, 02:22 PM
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Is she hot?
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Old 08-26-05, 02:28 PM
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Quote:
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Is she hot?
why don't you contact her. she might just need a good blow job.
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Old 08-26-05, 02:48 PM
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Quote:
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why don't you contact her. she might just need a good blow job.

ya if she's a fuckin tranny
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Old 08-26-05, 02:51 PM
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it looks like once again you got
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Old 08-26-05, 03:03 PM
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Quote:
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they dont exist
close..they are both figment of her imagination....
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Old 08-26-05, 03:03 PM
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big fat guy with red head?
dont make me throw you
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Old 08-26-05, 03:07 PM
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How can she be matterailistic??? She doesn't want money..

.And guys are just as bad with their list of wants...

I say good for her that she knows what she wants and isn't afraid to ask for it...
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Old 08-26-05, 04:41 PM
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Quote:
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it looks like once again you got
what is it then?

to me it means, when a guy says SHE IS HOT only menas he wants to BANG her. is this the wrong translation?

i mean if she has lots of money and you're a fag then you probly wouldn't care if she's HOT or not.
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Old 08-26-05, 04:49 PM
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dont make me throw you
you can throw me in the water.
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